It’s still just a fucking Mustang, like, you’re gonna do what, go trawling for chicks? The only people you’re gonna impress are other dudes (Mr. Regular voice “THAT’S A GOOD CAR.”)

Is the “Golden Ticket” a VIP access pass to a Cars and Coffee event soon to be referred to as the Cars and Coffee Conflagration of 2021?

I disagree, DOOM is being streamed to the pregnancy test display, rather than the calculator which is using it’s actual hardware to run it.

The shockwave from the near miss is what caused underwater damage to the hull. It was actually preferable to a direct hit on an armored ship.

“Brilliantly placed near misses . . .” LOL.

That’s fuckin nuts.

Gives it to us raw and wriggling!! You keep nasty chips!

Very cool.

We’re waiting!

With enough time and vodka there is nothing Murican that they could not achieve.

Meh. None of them strapped a pink or blue dye pack to the bomb to turn it into a giant gender reveal party.

local clams reported cases of shell shock.

Great, now Poland is outperforming us in redneck fishing which we invented, we use sticks of dynamite so they go and use a 12,000 pound bomb. Oh how we have fallen :(

I’ll bet the local fish were stunned.

This is the kind of pedantic deep dive nerd shit I’m here for. Well done.

I almost teared up with nostalgia dammit

Carbon wheels, suspension, big brake kit, carbon bodywork. It’s pretty much the definition of the stuff you do to make a trackday bike.

Since it’s stuck in all our heads now:

I dig it because I’m getting a bit of an Akira vibe. . . but Tetsuo’s bike, so fuckin’ A, man.

Stubb’s the Zombie was such a gem. I never hear anyone talking about it but it honestly was one of my favorite games of that generation.