Take allllllllll the stars you brilliant brilliant being.

*COTD

Hold the door! .............Hodor

CP

Well written!

Found

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Like, goddamn SkaOreo, thank you for being able to express why I haven’t played a final fantasy game for a while.

The most frustrating part is that for its many faults, FF8 already did the part where they deconstruct rule of cool by showing you how much a fucking mess that kind of hero is, not in a “cool brooding” way but a “cripplingly disconnected from people in a way that gives him severe anxiety” way (y’know, in case Cloud’s…

The problem with a lot of FF—and I’d argue this was a thing starting with Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children is that these things were first and foremost solely concerned with “the rule of cool,” but instead of doing the legwork to make, any of it matter beyond “shit looks cool,” it just settles on having characters yell…

Can there be any doubt that Don Jr. and Eric are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?

I understood that reference .gif

to mike’s credit, at least this is an actual game review. 

You missed the biggest flaw of all:

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”

You’ve got a lot of reading to do, stranger.

“MG: I just like things to move when I watch TV. I like stuff to happen. I don’t like that feeling where you think, “They’ve stretched this thing out over 10 episodes, and it’s really people having the same conversations over and over when it’s like, ‘No, let’s go forward. Let’s not be afraid to know that there’s…

I will tell you what happened. From Bugalaga airstrip you should have plotted a 126 degrees course to the mine, east-south-east.

I think you’re missing the point Riley.

Wait, this was reviewing a game? I thought it was a TravelAdvisor post on some mine.