He IS the one who knocks!

Plottwist, the tweet was posted 2 years ago........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Guess Jason decided to grab 2020 by the balls and go from “Jason the Delayer” to “Jason the Destroyer”. Wonder what he’ll cancel next?

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

In the immortal words of Michael Bolton...

Dash Rendar is the man. Man I love Shadows of the Empire

I’m gonna be really annoyed if this game gets super popular and makes everybody who sees me online assume I’m a huge fan of a big looter shooter bang bang game in 2020 instead of the spaceship piloted by the fake Han Solo from a Star Wars game released on the Nintendo 64 in 1997.

Woah hold up Cap sporting a Hydra costume and shield?

Ouch - that’s hitting low

But a dustpan and broom...

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

Had I not looked at the author, I would’ve legit thought someone stole one of David’s Jeeps.

Take your pick:

Based on their behavior, they were really “Badfellas.”

Allow me...

Fourty two thousand dollars,,, for an automatic, fwd, sub-250hp hatchback....

what the fuck is this lmao

I agree that it sounds good on paper, but the end result hurts my brain trying to put it together.

Also see Trump.