I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

1. The Gladiator offers far more interior space than the Ranger/Colorado.

Yeah, because designing a strategy based around appealing to people who cry endlessly for smaller and cheaper is always a winning business.... /s

MSRP on those trucks is $36k for a base 2wd, V6 , crew cab F150.

It seems that $33,545 is a lot of money to pay for a pickup.

There doesn’t need to be a question mark at the end of that sentence.

5000 pound wench? Way more than I can handle.

Does BT from Titanfall 2 count? I mean, you kind of play him? But not really. Robot characters, NPC or otherwise, are always the best. BT. Megaman. HK-47. Probably some others.

BT is funny (often inadvertantly) and entertaining. He’s helpful. And you kinda get to see him/it grow. Plus, obviously you can’t win a Titanfal…

I was literally scrolling down to give a shout out to my bro for life Garrus here.

I was working at Gamestop when Mass Effect 3 came out. The assistant manager and I both told the manager we were taking bereavement time if Garrus died. She assumed we were joking. I can’t speak for the assistant manager, but I was at least half serious.

Let’s just get this out of the way

This. Reminds me of this hilarious display of how out of touch people can be with reality.

If it weren’t for Money, I’d have a stable full of new cars. I’d also have a stable full of Money.

Neutral: Did you personally decide against upgrading to a new car? What stopped you from buying? 

GelFLING it right in the Chamberlain Pot.  

My Ford already comes with a portal to hell. It’s call the door.

oh god I can’t unsee it now

So no mention of Charlize Theron’s Simple Jack haircut? 

We weren't allowed to get in but here's a shot I took of the interior. 

But how is one supposed to overcompensate with a small pickup?