advanceddorkness
Advanced Dorkness
advanceddorkness

Rise of Skywalker. That whole movie was just going through the motions. I watched it, and things happened, but it just felt like nothing and I felt nothing while watching it. It was like the visual equivalent of white noise. Its a movie that can’t justify its own existence, despite being the conclusion to a trilogy.

Wait, Invisible Man came out this year?

Because most of those shows weren’t actually about Superman. It was always Superman’s grandfather or Superman’s cousin, or Lois and Lex but no Superman. The closest we got in terms of live action was Smallville and that was still just teenage Clark Kent before he became Superman.

When I first saw his artwork of Paladin Cecil, I thought it was Rosa.

Try reading stuff besides Marvel and DC (Image puts out some excellent stuff). And if you do want stuff that’s more self contained within Marvel/DC, there’s some good stuff outside of the never ending main continuity (Like New Frontier and Kingdom Come).

90s Spiderman and x-men cartoons were way too intense for kids.

Edit: I meant Aria, not Sara. She’s the one that died in III.

To be fair, the original series was basically a soap drama, but with robots and magic.

Am I the only one who remembers Princess Sara from III?

Damn, Star Wars is doing better on TV than on the big screen.

They sure do like killing Mario in Smash trailers, don’t they?

I’m talking specifically about modern live-action. Though if I’m bring honest, animation is my preferred medium for superheroes.

Don’t ya miss when stingers were just a nice little bonus for people that stick it out until the end, instead of mandatory viewing?

I know that’s what this is all leading to and I fucking hate it.

I’m just happy we’re finally getting a show about Superman. Not Superman’s grandfather. Not Superman “before he was Superman”. Not Superman’s cousin’s friends uncle. And not Metropolis without Superman.

Years from now, we need to all remember that Donald Trump wasn’t just some despicable reality star turned despicable president. He was a mass murderer, indirectly killing countless people even before COVID-19.

It’s interface is kinda jank.

This pandemic has really exposed just how fucked peoples priorities are. A contagious disease killing thousands and thousands every day, and yet you have people complaining about not being able to hang out and party, complaining about having to wear masks, and you got directors like Christopher Nolan complaining that

Quibi, man.

Our Gamora is dead.