Get the fuck out of here with this.  Stop it. Just. Stop.

Dear God, it’s happening. We predicted Jonah Hill as the Penguin after we got Eisenberg as Luthor, and now it’s actually happening. We all knew....

And like almost everything else by Sony not named Playstation, it’s a total disappointment. 

To think we could have a proper X-Men movie, a proper FF movie, and an established Spider-Man in the MCU by now.

Just fucking come to an agreement already! No one wants to watch Sony’s Spider-Man movies. They keep trying to push this stupid "universe" on us, but the only universe anyone cares about is Spider-Verse, and that’s cause of Lord and Miller, not them.

You could say that, but in the sense that Pearl was literally made to serve, and from what we see here, has a lot of computer-related motifs.

So Pearl is basically a robot that grew beyond her programming.

Why is it always the biggest homophobes that are secretly gay?

Loving husband. Loving father. All-around stand up guy. Sacrificed his dreams for his family, and ultimately his son, and does his best to keep up with alien shenanigans for his son’s sake. Doesn’t let any of that stop him from making music and being active in the business.

I mean, technically seasons 2 and beyond were the sequel. 

Holy fuck, what a cautionary tale....

Where in the Bible does it say mixed race couples can’t marry?

But it isn’t just that though. Like the characters always seem to wear black in later seasons. Even the ones who used to dress in distinguished colors.

Just looking at that headline image, it really annoys me how, by the end of the series, everyone looks like they’re a member of the Nights Watch. Come on, costume department.

The thing is though, Dave’s old stand-up and material is still funny as hell. This wasn’t. It was just kind of dull and mean-spirited.

American animation as a whole took a dive during the 60s, and it took about 30 years to recover.

So the Looney Tunes shorts have always been glorious, madcap insanity.

I’m interested to see what Hickman does with the X-Men. He’s done a great job with other Marvel stuff. Really lends an epic weight to whatever he writes.

In an alternate America where sexuality is policed

I....I uh...I’m liking that new Poison Ivy costume.