This Friday, some inbred jack off told my mom to go back where she came from at her doctor’s appointment and started ranting about people like her not knowing how to speak English. Even though she was speaking English the whole time. And she’s African American.

Don’t forget Omarosa, Stacey Dash, and Herman Caine.

For a second, I honestly thought this was an Onion headline.

Okay, so first off, this article is from last year. Second, the actual case is far less serious; it was basically an awkward misunderstanding between the two that led to an uncomfortable date, but no actual misconduct. And last but not least, I think it’s pretty cheap how this site brings up old articles like this for…

Caught with marijuana? Career-ender.

Haven’t these people ever heard of that one Cinderella movie where Brandy was Cinderella, and the cast was ethnically diverse? You had a black girl and a white girl as the ugly stepsisters, and a white woman as the wicked stepmother, for starters. The King was white, the Queen was black and played by Whoopi Goldberg,…

I don’t even think it’s been a day since the casting was announced. Damn, white people.

Much like Thanos, the white tears over this were inevitable.

Okay...I think we’re starting to take this too far.

Unfortunately, in this poop smearing analogy, the people running the country aren’t the adult in the situation. They’re the kids who play “grown-up” in mommy and daddy’s best suits, smearing even more poop everywhere.

“none of us who are currently living are responsible”

I just wish Trump, Mitch McConnell, and the rest of his administration would die already. Just do humanity a favor a favor and fucking die.

You forgot to put quote marks around the word Christian. Because these people are not Christian, no matter what they say.

Hell, American history tends to gloss over the fact that Nazi Germany was inspired by American racism. They even said as much.

Well, damn. Guess I won’t be jamming to “Justified” or “FutureSex/LoveSounds” anymore.

Justin’s in on it too?!

Whelp, I guess that’s another addition to the growing list of famous people that have gravely disappointed me over the last few years.

“Re-Elect Trump in 2020: Keep America Great!”

Yeah, I’m waiting for that hard reboot. I remember how good it felt to watch Spider-Man Homecoming after being subjected to those Andrew Garfield movies.

It’s like they weren’t even trying.