advanceddorkness
Advanced Dorkness
advanceddorkness

Dude, Titans pissed me off. So much potential, and they utterly wasted it. Instead of the show we were promised (a series based on the Teen Titans comics), we got a slow, meandering, dour, joyless, gray-toned slog, where the characters barely resemble themselves (in personality nor appearance), and spend the whole

The Hobbit movies definitely.

I pray there’s never a direct sequel.

Shit, do they got that Aaron McGruder money?

Excuse me? I wouldn’t say better. White performers just kind of took over.

I think Rock music is one of the biggest and most successful acts of cultural appropriation in history. Rock music was ours. We created it. And they stole it from us. To the point that now, most black people consider rock music to be “a white thing”, even though it really isn’t. It’s beyond fucked.

It just needs to be re-written when we don’t have total psychopaths running the country.

There really should be a re-translation of these old sacred texts. And on a somewhat unrelated note, our constitution needs to be remade from the ground up.

Victorian Englanders were so utterly out of touch and puritanical that they thought female arousal was some kind of mental illness (“hysteria”), and they were too dense to realize their treatment of this “illness” (doctors massaging a woman’s private area) was really just giving them orgasms. They decided to reduce

It’s basically just a cheap ploy to get certain “Christians” on their side. Like when one of those televangelists say “God spoke to me the other day. And He said, ‘Paster, the Church is in desperate need of funds’ (read: I need a yacht)“. These people aren’t hearing God’s voice. They’re just con-artists.

This is another Holocaust. Straight up. I’m calling it right now, if it’s not obvious enough already. It’s only a matter of time till we hear the full extent of these deaths, and the conditions that caused them.

Jesus Christ, Missouri.

Exceptions are provided for medical emergencies but not for incest or rape.

I’m a cis-man and I definitely care. This is absolutely disturbing. These laws are tampering with the personal freedom of millions of people.

If it’s gets fairly depressing I don’t know if I’m down with that. I stopped watching Bojack Horseman after season 3 because it got too depressing for me, and what I like about Tuca and Bertie so far is that it’s lighthearted and fun. If it starts getting all serious, I think I’m out.

If I’m 24, does that make me a millennial or Gen Z?

It’s something that affects black boys too. You have children being treated like full-grown men, and being punished like them too.

It’s a 25 year old game. It’s biggest spoiler is a meme at this point.

Except Barret was literally the stereotype of black people.

It’s a shame that even with the re-translation, we’re still not getting the original Barret. To say it’s a missed opportunity is an understatement.