Marvel/DC properties and Star Trek stuff in general work better on television, because they both come from mediums that are serialized. It’s practically baked into their storytelling. (I didn’t wanna use the term “baked in” but I can’t for the life of me think of the other saying. Damn it).

I think the Tarantino project is basically a reboot (or just a self-contained thing in itself).

It just needs to be re-written when we don’t have total psychopaths running the country.

There really should be a re-translation of these old sacred texts. And on a somewhat unrelated note, our constitution needs to be remade from the ground up.

Victorian Englanders were so utterly out of touch and puritanical that they thought female arousal was some kind of mental illness (“hysteria”), and they were too dense to realize their treatment of this “illness” (doctors massaging a woman’s private area) was really just giving them orgasms. They decided to reduce…

It’s basically just a cheap ploy to get certain “Christians” on their side. Like when one of those televangelists say “God spoke to me the other day. And He said, ‘Paster, the Church is in desperate need of funds’ (read: I need a yacht)“. These people aren’t hearing God’s voice. They’re just con-artists.

This is another Holocaust. Straight up. I’m calling it right now, if it’s not obvious enough already. It’s only a matter of time till we hear the full extent of these deaths, and the conditions that caused them.

Jesus Christ, Missouri.

Exceptions are provided for medical emergencies but not for incest or rape.

I’m relieved to hear they’re keeping up the quality that Doom Patrol established (cause Titans was BAD).

Yeah, I’m sick of this bastardization of the X-Men we’ve been getting for over a decade now. I want the real deal.

I’m a cis-man and I definitely care. This is absolutely disturbing. These laws are tampering with the personal freedom of millions of people.

It’s also eerily prescient...

Bran?!

Ryan F. Mandelbaum: Feral parrots are taking over America.

If it’s gets fairly depressing I don’t know if I’m down with that. I stopped watching Bojack Horseman after season 3 because it got too depressing for me, and what I like about Tuca and Bertie so far is that it’s lighthearted and fun. If it starts getting all serious, I think I’m out.

If I’m 24, does that make me a millennial or Gen Z?

The Mandarin was always his arch enemy. Although it tends to shift between him and Obadiah Stane.

We are living in a goddamn simulation.

If I were an old cartoon character, this would be the part where I say “Now I’ve seen everything!” in a really goofy voice, then put a gun to my head and float away as a little cartoon ghost with angel wings.