It’s really sad, because I think an animated Sonic movie (not live-action. Animated) could be a lot of fun. Hell, we have proof!

Even I have to admit, Alita went from creepy to downright cute after the design change.

At the very least, you gotta give them props for listening to the fans, openly admitting they messed up, and trying to fix things before the release. Most studios aren’t that open about their mistakes.

The justice system is a boldfaced lie.

Normally I’d be disappointed that a Sonic movie doesn’t have Tails or Knuckles in it. But considering what Sonic looks like, we should consider ourselves lucky.

It seems like one of those movies where a committee of old white dudes were like, “hmm, this is what the young demographic are into these days. Lets add that.”

It’s like someone made a big budget remake of a very bad fan film.

Sonic. Looks. HORRIFYING.

To the black and brown women in the picture smiling and taking photos: what in the absolute fuck?!

People like to talk about things like violence in video games being harmful to children, but then let this lunatic around them.

Damn it, I meant to say it should have been Hifumi. Not shouldn’t. Shit!

And if they were gonna add an additional Phantom Thief for the remake, it shouldn’t have been Hifumi, since she was supposed to be one originally, but that got nixed because the game was long enough as it was.

I get the feeling stuff like Persona 4 Golden and Persona 5 Royal are more for people who haven’t played the originals. Most people understandably don’t have the time or patience to replay an RPG if they don’t retain all the skills and stats they gained in the first playthrough.

Yeah, at this point the cycle is “release a new game, then spend about a decade milking it with spin-offs before making a new one. Repeat process for new one”.

The new girl looks kinda like a teenage Nanako.

And Hifumi still doesn’t get to be a Phantom Thief. (sigh)...

Chicken nuggets, obviously.

This woman is going out of her way to defend a man who insulted her father, and who, despite being a draft dodger, mocked him for being held captive in Vietnam. A man who wasn’t invited to her own father’s (recent) funeral because he was so disrespectful to him.

What kinda April Fools Day clickbait shit is this? Had me going for a second....

Here comes Peter Cottontail