As soon as I saw there was no Abe or Liz, I was like “nope”.

Yeah, even though there wasn’t really any blood, the Sins were pretty terrifying, and one scene was downright grisly (you know the one I’m talking about). Like, Shazam and friends were all light andgoofy and colorful, but the Sins seemed like creatures from a totally different movie.

I feel like Shazam will still do well, but Hellboy and Missing Link are gonna get decimated next weekend when Endgame comes out. It’s bad timing.

You could argue the Venture Bros. explored deconstructive pulp adventure shenanigans to it’s hilt, but they still did new things with it afterward.

Oh my God, Stop. This. Shit. Just resolve the cliffhanger already. It’s been three years. I started and finished university while those seasons aired. Shit or get off the pot, man.

I am 110% not on board with Palpatine being the final boss again. Just no. If you’re just rehash things, what’s the point in even making a new trilogy? Let’s do something different.

I am really not feeling that subtitle. “The Rise of Skywalker”? It sounds so boilerplate. If there’s one weakness I feel the new trilogy has, it’s that the episode titles don’t have that instant iconic sound as the titles in the previous trilogy, like “Empire Strikes Back” or “Attack of the Clones”.

This would make for brilliant satire. Like a parody of Alien where the state tries to prevent the chest-bursting, host-killing parasite from being aborted.

There’s also their back catalog of animated shows and movies.

Holy shit.

Like most things, he puts whatever brand he has before anything else.

Sing it with me now:

He’s using “Make America Great Again” as his campaign slogan. Again.

“Kim and Kloe shoplift Dior sunglasses just to feel alive”

Me (before reading): I bet her response is gonna be some arrogant, condescending shit. Ugh, that look on her face.

And Brienne is supposed to be the ugly one (in-universe).

John Cho in the lead?

Or - and just hear me out - let’s just use real cats. Or CG cats. But not actors dressed like furries. It looked dumb on Broadway and it’s definitely gonna look dumb on film.

Oh shut up.

This show can’t even get the fucking Joker right. Unbelievable.