Very true. It’s like Simple Jack.

Actual scene from the trailer:

Considering how creepy the dolls look in this movie, that might be a bad idea.

ANIME JA NAI!

ANIME JA NAI!

Oh yeah, Ready Player One did come out this year.

Man, just when we get good stuff in the form of Netflix Castlevania and Detective Pikachu, Sonic’s movie has to set video game adaptations back a decade.

Geez, the Sonic franchise is just a magnet for cringe, isn’t it? The poor guy has endured so much over the past 26 years.

Ezra Miller with black lipstick is giving me confusing feelings...

That’s a good point.

Let’s not.

For a second, I thought Will Wheaton had died when I first saw the headline with just “Will Wheaton”.

Damn, Gina!

Come on, Gina. Don’t do this. I love Jane the Virgin. Don’t be that guy (or girl in this case).

Quote-unquote “Christian”.

I feel like we couldn’t have picked a worse time to discover an isolated tribe: during the Trump administration and after Brexit.

It’s a goddamn shame. Europeans had a second chance. A chance to get things right this time and not interfere. But they fucking did it again. And chances are yet another untouched culture is about to die, or be radically changed be European attempts to indoctrinate and push beliefs onto them.

I’m glad you referred to them as “faux-Christian”. Because a lot of these people standing behind pulpits, or preaching on news programs? Those aren’t Christians. They say they are but most of their sentiments are false, and usually outright dangerous.

I know history repeats but goddamn it, white people. Are y’all really gonna do this again? Really? After all the horrific consequences we’ve seen? Centuries later and y’all still can’t get your shit together and leave people alone?!

I just hate the fact that DC’s trying to set her up as their Deadpool while ignoring their actual Deadpool counterpart, Ambush Bug. (he was Deadpool before Deadpool!)

And just like that, they undid a substantial amount of the good will they’d gained back from me with the Aquaman/Shazam trailers.