Sorry, fucking Gizmodo won’t let me edit. Anyway:

I remember that Fresh Prince episode where Will’s reluctant to go out with her even though he likes her, and I’m watching it thinking “Man, get on that!”

I want to be her King.

Rebel Wilson’s always seemed kinda fake to me. Like, she’s always saying things to bring attention to herself.

White Privilege: Outwardly wishing you could take credit for a bomb threat, and just getting a one-week suspension when other students voice their concerns.

I hate Trump. I really do.

I hate Trump. I really do.

They’ve always been.

It can’t seem to figure out if it’s a terrible laugh track-driven sitcom, or a terrible, convoluted soap opera.

Yeah, there are a lot of 80s movies that are surprisingly racist and sexist. And 70s movies are even worse (Taxi Driver is a blatantly racist film. though it’s not Scorsese’s fault. It was the scriptwriter. Scorsese even had to change some things to make it less racist).

Kanye’s a fucking sell-out. He’s lost, man. Lost.

Very true.

Which Switch is Switch?

Yeah. Reagan was an awful president and a just plain awful person. His policies were extremely discriminatory, and he did everything in his power to keep ethnic and sexual minorities down (including his handling of the Aids crisis). And he did it all with an All-American smile on his face. He was a scumbag. And the…

True. Reagan’s part of the reason we’re in this mess.

I’d say public access, but I don’t think that’s really a thing anymore.

It’s sad because I thought Khloe looked just fine the way she was.

I feel like every day now the world just gets dumber.

I was expecting clickbait and, whaddaya know, I was right.

What’s so funny to me is, she doesn’t seem to realize how stupid it sounds for a woman in her 40s to use the term “PC Police”.