Great. Just fucking great.

Can we just go back to the kids having wacky adventures again? Why do they feel so obligated to make every episode about politics and pop culture now?

Don’t get me started on Zoe Saldana.

Pfft. “Presidential Alert”.

Jamie Lee Curtis is rockin’ that gray hair.

I know. Me and my cousin were confused as hell when we saw it.

It’s just kind of a bummer the real Peach gets left out of the adventure because she’s been captured. Again.

Ethan’s right. The Mario games have been doing some real fucked up shit with their hats and power ups lately.

Does this really mean Peach and Toadette are actually the same person? Is Toadette what Peach really looks like, and she’s too self-conscious to tell Mario the truth?

I know it’s immature of me, but the ending had me shaking with rage. It’s a bold ending. But I’m not gonna lie, I was not happy with it at all.

Not to mention the fact that if they do tell the cops what they know, the cops do fuck all to protect them from the perpetrator’s wrath once they’ve gotten the info they need out of them.

Sad fact is, the majority of cops haven’t been “protecting or serving” the people for a long time.

True. When you get right down to it, they protect and serve themselves first and foremost.

My God, he’s so fucking pretentious.

Dave Sims is solid proof that not all Canadians are nice. He’s a complete douchebag.

He couldn’t even get past the first question without being a complete and total dick. If that’s not a record, I don’t know what is.

I love this video. To me, it feels like a celebration of Blackness. Particularly Black music.

Am I going to have any idea what the fuck is going on in III or have the spinoffs sent the storyline into another dimension by this point?

To your credit, my mom bought the first Simpsons Christmas special (“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”) for me at a flea market when I was a kid, and I remember watching it over and over again. I remember really feeling for Homer and how hard he had to work to provide for his family, especially with Flanders outdoing…

Okay, You’re fucking with me. I get it. See ya, troll.