It’s just kind of a bummer the real Peach gets left out of the adventure because she’s been captured. Again.

Ethan’s right. The Mario games have been doing some real fucked up shit with their hats and power ups lately.

Does this really mean Peach and Toadette are actually the same person? Is Toadette what Peach really looks like, and she’s too self-conscious to tell Mario the truth?

I know it’s immature of me, but the ending had me shaking with rage. It’s a bold ending. But I’m not gonna lie, I was not happy with it at all.

Not to mention the fact that if they do tell the cops what they know, the cops do fuck all to protect them from the perpetrator’s wrath once they’ve gotten the info they need out of them.

Sad fact is, the majority of cops haven’t been “protecting or serving” the people for a long time.

True. When you get right down to it, they protect and serve themselves first and foremost.

My God, he’s so fucking pretentious.

Dave Sims is solid proof that not all Canadians are nice. He’s a complete douchebag.

He couldn’t even get past the first question without being a complete and total dick. If that’s not a record, I don’t know what is.

I love this video. To me, it feels like a celebration of Blackness. Particularly Black music.

Am I going to have any idea what the fuck is going on in III or have the spinoffs sent the storyline into another dimension by this point?

To your credit, my mom bought the first Simpsons Christmas special (“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”) for me at a flea market when I was a kid, and I remember watching it over and over again. I remember really feeling for Homer and how hard he had to work to provide for his family, especially with Flanders outdoing…

Okay, You’re fucking with me. I get it. See ya, troll.

....Uh, no it wasn’t. It was directed by Matthew Vaughn. You’re thinking of the Fight Club/Gone Girl/ Social Network guy.

White Noise still makes me laugh.

So, does this episode confirm Rusty and the Monarch are the “Venture Bros.” since they are literally half brothers?

Clancy’s Brown voice as Red Death is so soothing.

I’d also say Rick and Morty and Futurama are some of the few shows to more or less hit the ground running with their first seasons.

I don’t mind the character too much, but his voice sounds like a bad impression of Wooldor from Drawn Together (they probably should have just got James Arnold Taylor to voice Elfo).