Well done, this was freaking awesome and now I really want to go watch this again. It’s been too long. I really enjoy long form pieces like this and this one was done beautifully, I could picture Robin’s iconic dress the minute you started going there! Writing like this is why I love The Muse so much.

Conspicuously absent from anything Trump or Pence has said is this:

And no one’s ever been able to give a satisfactory answer to the question of: “Why would you even WANT to?” It’s not like Song of the South had a bit of a liquor problem and went to rehab, sorted itself out, and needs a redemption tour, it was racist trash from the get-go.It was never supposed to be anything but.

Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???

(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)

Tom Hanks and deadly pandemic viruses?

Joe Vs. The Volcano--end up on a raft made of luggage.

No one should be surprised. Tom Hanks and travel do not get along.

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

Look at these two beautiful people with no fucks left to give.

I agree completely.

I believe Corey Feldman when he says sex abuse is everywhere in Hollywood and names names.

I believe Corey Feldman is a con artist who is using his and Haim’s past to make money.

I love Gabrielle Union. I love her. I love her. That is all.

Japanese Cherry Blossom or GTFO

But it’s too late, because that green outfit is for one thing, and one thing only: delivering a triumphant goodbye smile over her shoulder as she sashays out the door

She burnt it down and stepped over the ashes. Meghan’s styling was on fire! And Harry’s Kelly green silk suit jacket lining?! I’m dead. I hope these two continue living their best life. As my family would say to the Royal family with regards to Harry & Megan’s exit: Y’all done f*cked up.

Now that the 80 year old’s been to Costco, he’s for sure signed his own death warrant. Smart way to go, let the last cough be wine stained.

Hubby had a fit of paranoia and ordered a 60-roll box of toilet paper from amazon. That is one metric shit-ton of toilet paper, and we have no place to put it.

Bourbon! But it was an accident. A couple weeks ago, Costco had Cutwater’s Devil’s Share for $99/bottle. They retail for double that so naturally I bought 4 bottles.

It’s 92 proof, too, so maybe it’s as effective as hand sanitizer. 

M&Ms, giant hershey bars and toilet paper.

I’ll remember you all as I have the Benevolus Death Dome built for the pit fighting and a few people boiled for my amusements in the meantime.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.