a jersey shore producer did an ama on reddit and i’ll list highlights specifically about mike but the whole thing is amazing if you were or are a jersey shore fan or maybe not a fan of js but a fan of reality tv.

I have zero faith in reports that use ‘royal insiders’ as sources, and generally dislike how much royal watchers tend to extrapolate from tiny bits of information. That won’t stop me from doing a bit of extrapolating of my own though.

Marky Mark’s toilet is definitely going to feel the vibration.

One of the problems might be that the shows they work on or the image that gets them work is something with a much more conservative fan base. They could be afraid of both losing their main drawing point as an actor and possibly even dealing with harassments from fans that feel “betrayed.”

All my favorite SVU moments are when Benson & Stabler are undercover as two people who are about to bone. There’s the above mentioned exotic animal smuggling episode where Benson does some quick thinking and emerges from the bathroom in her bra cooing, “You ready for me, daddy?” Then there’s the episode with Rose…

I think some of the fans get a little carried away with the “Wear yellow if you’re being held against your will” part of the whole thing but I also think that to counter that people swing too far the other way into “Well they’re all nuts so I’m sure everything’s fine.” When it’s probably somewhere in the middle…

Okay Britney did have 50% custody until her dad attacked the boys and broke a door down. After that happened and the restraining order went through is when Kfed took Britney to court and she got her custody reduced to 30%. Britney didn’t do anything to her kids for that to happen it was Jamie’s fault. I won’t…

Britneys lawyer said she is afraid of her father and they haven’t spoken in months. Both of Britneys kids have a restraining order against her dad. Britneys own mother wants him removed as well. These aren’t conspiracies they are facts and verifiable in court records.

Exactly what I was thinking. If one of my kids needed help in managing their affairs, I would do that shit for free, because they’re *my child*. Him asking for 16K a month tells me everything I need to know about him.

Not everyone in the #freebritney movement are into the conspiracies. Britneys brother, her mom, her boyfriend, her ex assistant, and lawyer have all spoken out about wanting Jamie out of the picture. Britneys lawyer also asked that Jamie be removed because she is scared of him and they no longer speak. There are facts…

He has a Black friend, okay?????

“Uh-huh, ok, but who has more charisma? Yeah...that’s right. Sit your punk-ass down, Willy.”

Even Kate doesn’t believe William is the sexiest bald man alive.  No one else is going to fall for it.

Goddamn! Buckingham Palace cashing in all their chips to bury the fallout from “The Interview”, huh?

Pardon me, what now? Sounds like some prince has a really great publicist. Might I bring us all back to normal as we enjoy this:

Decades ago, when I was young, I used to talk to my new white coworker’s 3-4 daughter on the phone all the time. When she had her baby, she took me home for lunch to see him and meet the daughter. Normally soooo talkative, the little girl was suddenly shy and staring as I held the fat baby dressed in all white. Her…

I’m waiting to hear that Roosevelt is Elijah’s dad and Wes’ grandpa.

Lest we forget the OG of Sesame Street, Roosevelt Franklin. He might have been purple, but he was black.

I didn’t know who any of these people were up to a few days ago, but the whole side-show has been amusing. He’s a sociopath who married a religious zealot so he could throw out “God” to control and manipulate her while he does whatever he wants. She uses the fear of God and martyrdom to stay trapped in the insanity.…