Whoa. That's some pretty great casting, though.

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to get through this cliche trope called life.

You're a poor judge of character.

Cool. Next season, I'd like them to go full It and tell a story about these kids 20-30 years later while flashing back to events that occurred after the incident in 1983. That way, you can bring the same actors back and do something else.

Maybe your contrast/brightness is set wrong?

Wait, so you didn't have to be born at a specific time to be nostalgic about your youth? I'm shocked.

The kid who plays Lucas would've been a hell of a good Mike Hanlon.

Nah. All the characters get their chance to grow and shine.

YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO HAVE SEEN A SPIELBERG MOVIE OR READ A STEPHEN KING NOVEL BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ONLY 80S KIDS REMEMBER.

Just wait. When you get to the end of one of the future episodes, you'll hear THAT song covered by THAT dude, and you'll get all weepy and shit and oh my god I really love this show.

NO MR. ADDAMS, WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN THEY MEET! PLEASE STOP CALLING!

This is kind of what I wanted to say, but you said it way better. Well, this and I don't think this flick looks funny in the slightest. But mainly this.

You use the word "zeitgeist" earnestly. And you watch the Big Bang Theory, Grey's Anatomy, comic movies and TV shows, and have the audacity to say anyone else is in arrested development. Go fuck yourself, homeboy. Maybe that'll make it into the old people like you CBS-lineup zeitgeist you crave. Bragging about not…

Redditors doing dumb things to Reddit posts is NOT NEWS.

Sci-fi action comedy, just like Scott Pilgrim.

Most reviews (and to a degree this one, but it's frankly better than most) for this movie seems to be a review of the faux-controversy this movie has become instead of the actual movie itself. It honestly feels like there's no one willing to give a legitimate view of the film, but rather, a thumbs up because "feminism…

Attack the Block?

So do I, and you're full of shit. It's like saying Tom Waits' career is just maudlin and depressing because he sand Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis. Saying he's maudlin is a really base, easy opinion that doesn't take in a good amount of his music, but I gather you're not so much interested in that as you…

Or, you know, one song that was kind of like that. Idiot.

How is this not the top comment?