I’ve created a burner just to confess that I had a huge crush on Fauci when I was in my early 20s and he was in his 60s and I was a lowly NIH intern in Bethesda.

Seriously. A pandemic is no excuse to get lazy.

I guess the downside of running a con in the middle of a pandemic is that a heap of people have nothing better to do than research your obvious con.

I honestly and truly don't know what to believe anymore. The only ONLY thing I am sure of is that I will vote for whoever is running against Trump. 

Who the fuck do you think programmed those computers? People.  This “computers can’t be racist” bullshit is what allows such discrimination to proliferate.

But also---- so weird that Adam Brody ended up with Leighton Meester and Rachel Bilson ended up with Bill Hader..... Both Rachel and Adam definitely have types.

Stuck in my apartment afraid to go outside and watching tiger king just like everybody else.

The truth is, he really needs to reopen his hotels

Stormi Webster is gonna be the Cameron of the Modern Day ‘Ferris Bueller.’

“They can and should all hug each other now”

The only mitigating circumstance here is that it’s like the Queen would not be using local resources like the local hospital. It’s far more likely if the Queen were sick that they’d construct an entire ICU wherever she was. The Queen also isn’t running around grocery shopping for herself or hanging at local hiking…

In America, celebrities are treated as experts on all topics. Thats why we have a celebrity as president of the country. Its fucking stupid.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

My great grandfather was a construction worker on the house. According to stories my grandfather would tell me when I was a kid all the workers were forced to sleep outside in a tent city. My grandfather slept one night at the tent city with his dad (my g-grandfather) and said he saw ‘strange things’ in the windows of…

Huh? We just spent the last couple of months talking about Iowa, of all fucking places. Hurricanes will begin in September, which means we’ll obsess over Louisiana and Alabama. October, we’ll be chattering incessantly about Michigan and Wisconsin. How are you “tired” of New York? At least it’s one big engine of our…

Remind me again how in the hell Elizabeth Warren lost to him?

I just want to say this discussion is the best thing that’s happened this year. I’m here for it. I love it. Thank you from the bottom of my anxiety ridden Jane Austen worshipping heart. 

The Obamas bone on the reg

Both hands, now wash both hands

Counterpoint: in general, we need to move away from the idea that every last policy needs to be means-tested, and granted only to “the deserving”, because “the deserving” is how they get us every single time.