From what I understand if the presidential election is postponed he only gets to preside until his 4 year term is up and then he’s booted out and the Speaker of the House is installed as the President. So there is a very real possibility we will get to see Nancy Pelosi become the first female President of the United…

Are you really sure you’re ok with ... postponing elections due to coronavirus?

When is the Green Party going to cash their Russian checks marked “Tulsi the ticket-splitter”?

Hunter has asked the judge to spare his wife jail time, which was nice of him, considering he spent a hell of a lot of time sleeping with other women.

How is that the same person!?

She’s the irl Tahani.

“This bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

They look like the babysitter and the boyfriend that she invites over in a slasher movie.

We have no idea what the actual test result was. 

Now I’m wondering if her margaritas are actually that skinny. 

Apparently Amy Sedaris saw Cole’s Mom Commercial video and said “I need him in my TV show” and that’s how he landed on At Home. And frankly if there’s anyone that I trust as a good judge of character, it’s Amy.

Nobody! puts pizza in a closet!

Fuck Donald Trump 

Well, it’s shaping up to be a weird weekend up here in the Seattle area. At least President Deals and his perfect science people are on the case. Here’s hoping we don’t catch a travel ban up here because our governor tells Trump he’s a jackass to his face. (sidenote: I love Jay Inslee)

Chassie Tucker is my favorite drag character ever.

This isn’t an average American shower, I’m sure. It’s going to have multiple shower heads, some sort of seat, and probably enough room for a small book club to meet on Tuesday evenings.

Actually, it was when Kate and Wills staff thru Meghan and Harry to the tabloids when William was heavily rumored/believed to be having an affair with the wife of a couple they were very good friends with in the country.

We fought a bloody revolution so you could freely decide whether to give a shit again.

They’re also not “rich monarchs”. The only monarch in the UK is their grandmother. William will be monarch at some point in the future, after Charles, but Harry won’t ever be monarch. 

They’ve been married just a couple years and Harry has already engineered an historic break from the royal family. That isn’t doing nothing.