The dog looks so ashamed of him.

Corpulent middle age white guy with goatee dressed like a citizen soldier isn’t a good look. Who hires these guys? I mean, how many assistant buyers and subcontracts administrator for military contractors and police and ICE union reps do we really need at this point in time? Back in my day, old white guys with no…

“And when asked to elaborate, he grew visibly uncomfortable and declined to be interviewed further, saying he worried an interview, even on a first-name basis, would put his future career in jeopardy.”

I watched most of this yesterday. In an otherwise shitty, Trump-filled 2017 and 2018, these kids have proven to be a beacon of hope to my cynical soul.

Three things in no particular order:
1. Paul McCartney marching in NYC, honoring John Lennon’s life
2. the $1.05 reference the kids placed at the doorstep of Marco Rubio
…

Some of my favorites:

A man who appeared to be leading the group told his troops to cross the street because the sun was shining there and it was too cold in the shade.

THIS. SHIT. RIGHT. HERE.

There’s a great irony that the people who usually unhesitatingly believe in every conspiracy theory all think Trump/Russia isn’t real.

Never underestimate white peoples ability to be scared by everything.

That bartender last night clearly hates me with all those free doubles. He’s cackling at this hangover

Even if it was “your people”, would it really be worth it to argue over fine details of language on one of the rare occasions when a white billionaire is willing to come out in support of protests by a beleaguered minority community? If you’d rather have sports PR departments stick to generic non-statements in regards…

Here’s a very simple question with a very simple answer. Who did more Americans vote for?

Voted by gerrymandered and voter suppressed states. There were no recounts.

This! Except I used a plastic liter bottle of <name of soda redacted> with the bottom cut off and stuffed with dryer sheets.

This is how college students got away with smoking pot in the dorms in “the old days”. Now, you can just get a vape pen and smoke wax, the smell isn’t nearly as strong and can easily be passed off as just vaping juice.

Holy shit, Last Star, you just induced a profoundly vivid memory of my first week in the dorm at St. Edward’s. I think I’ll get stoned tonight.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

gawd damn yer sooper smart and you knowin’ all them fellers “in the know” is, I guess, supposed to be impressive ... right?

64 MPH not fast enough?!? IT HAS A FVCKING ARMORED TURRET ON TOP. Rollover accidents kill enough service members every year and you want them to go faster? Think man, think.