It was stiff competition.

I was going to go with back back back of the bus... But this is better.

Chris Berman can’t be racist. Some of his best friends are Tom Jackson.

this was the kinja I was looking for!

Learn the rules, people. That was NOT traveling.

“We don’t need any more assholes kneeling during the anthem or being capable of forming an opinion or voting or any of that radical bullshit.”

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

My guess is that it’s a red flag if they DO know what Bitcoin is. Dumb ass coaches don’t want their players knowing more than them. That or the coaches know Bitcoin is dumb and if a player is into it that’s another red flag.

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If you thought his 8,894 earlier takes were shitty, just wait until you read number 8,895.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Heck, even just personal anecdotal evidence should be enough.

They believe the mountains on the edge of the flat Earth are guarded by the military.

I been studying this whole flat earth vs globe thing... and I think I may be with Kyrie on this... b4 you judge do some HW but what do you guys think?

He’s right, you know. All you have to do is point to that 12 hour stretch where the entire planet goes dark at once while the sun passes behind the flat disk of Earth. Frankly I’m surprised nobody has noticed this nightly phenomenon yet.

Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

True story. Anti-depressants are not some sort of mental health easy-mode. You still have to do the work to take care of your mental health. They just make it so that your brain will let you.

Don’t be a tough guy and take your meds. Meds have saved my life and made me feel right. I struggled and thought I could help it myself.

I’m pointing out that we don’t have to bring the “20 newer planes that have the same role” online. You know, since we’re supposedly broke and whatnot?

Well, we obviously can’t justify spending hundreds of billions of dollars on the NEXT design if we don’t retire the (perfectly adequate) current one, can we?