Because by their nature PEDs directly threaten the integrity of the sport itself. Getting high on an off-day doesn’t.

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

The Mets leaving spring training probably resembles this,

Yeah, it’s only for a day. Think about the poor guys who have to spend their whole lives in Syracuse.

I get that no millionaire wants to go hang out in Syracuse. But come on man, its for like a day, and you’re just gonna be schmoozing some fans and hitting some dingers to build up some buzz around the minor league team there. Is it really that much to ask to help build up some good vibes early in the season for fans…

Why should he be? He’s volunteering his time to coach those unpaid young adults and they can’t even be bother to do exactly as he tells them to pinpoint precision, without the slightest error?

The worst part about this is that Izzo thinks his yelling made this kid effective.  Studies have shown (read The Happiness Advantage) that yelling does the opposite and the kid even talked about the pressure he feels when being yelled at.  His teammate had to intervene yesterday and asked Izzo what point he wanted to…

This is a strange comment. Sure America is fucked up in many ways, but terrorism is hardly an American only blight. Stop trying so hard.

Think of all the offensive lineman who get hit on every play, and they never even touch the ball! There’s like at least four or five penalties on the defense on every play!

I like the ones about catch probability.

Counter counter counter point: Those people were wrong about Aaron Rodgers and he was actually good the whole time.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

Deadspin won’t ever be happy until all North American sports leagues are a pastiche of the English Premier League.

Usually 4-to-5 coaches are fired a year. Between McDermott in BUF, Patricia in DET, Gruden in WAS, Shurmur in NY, and maybe even Marrone in JAX/Quinn in ATL, McCarthy will have an opportunity to be hired next offseason.

I have been brought up to deplore the type of value system adopted by the Mayor of Chicago. This is stating it mildly.