Good character. It used to be that shit like this was done because people said it built “good character”. There’s lots of shit in life that builds character. Hard, manual labor. Being honest when lying would be easier. Helping others when you won’t necessarily benefit from it. All that shit builds character. But this?…

I never really expected to worry about a military coup from the lowest ranks but good on Trump for figuring out a way to make it happen.

When prosecutors or civil attorneys come for MSU with charges or suits, I want them to remember this and take no mercy on those fuckers. No plea bargains for good behaviour or suspended fines, don’t cut deals to settle quickly for less money. Hit these fuckers as hard as you legally can. They’re begging for it now.

32 bits my man!

“Weak person”?

Instead of trying to making jokes, maybe just try to have a heart.

Yep. I myself came from a great supportive family, was on my way to getting my degree, but did not know I was suffering from a life long anxiety disorder that led me to two suicide attempts. I was fortunate to find my way out (and finish my degree!) with a lot of help/therapy/support, but some people aren’t so lucky,…

Troll, fuck off. Heaven forbid someone tries to be sincere on the internet when tragedy strikes.

How sad are you to give any kind of a shit about Kentucky football.

You know you have a full and rich life when you harass an official who you think blew a call in a completely meaningless football game. I hope these losers get kicked by a horse.

It was probably the cheapest solution that technically met the written requirements. Everyone gets upset when the government spends too much of their money so they probably had to go with the lowest bidder rather than their preferred solution.

Newer isn’t always better, but I’ll take a well designed modern interface over any greenscreen DOS GUI from 30 years ago any day of the week.

*clicks alert*

We never said we’re the sharpest crayons in the pencil box. That’s why we run German electronics in our cars.

Somewhere right now, someone is trying to figure out how to pay Charlie Weis.

My roommate and I once brought back some ladies from the bar and proceeded to retire to our respective rooms. Things were going smoothly when my date casually grabbed a tie and blindfolded me. The next thing I know, she says “hold still, you’ll love this.” At which point she slid a plastic toothpick UP MY URETHRA.

So I had one of those hookups that everyone has in college, with someone who is pretty enough that you feel like you’ve completely outkicked your coverage, but unfortunately so vapid that you can’t deal with actually talking to them all that much.

My dad walked in on me masturbating. I’m a girl.

Was having sex in the vicinity of candles, girlfriend’s hair caught on fire, and had to slap her head a few times to put it out. After the fire was out, at least a third of her hair came out in her hands. She started crying. Such a horrible experience.

I made a paper boat for my little brother once, but some clown stole it....