DeVos proudly believes that all students, gay or straight, cisgender or transgendered, should be able to pay to use the school bathroom of their choice.

By reports, she was against this entirely and was basically threatened and strong-armed by both Trump and Sessions to acquiesce because it has to be a joint effort by both the AG and DOE.

peak awkward, meet awkward peek:

WE’RE DOING A BIT!

methinks thou dost protest three much, calvin.

It is the masc way of saying “outfit”. Because you know...outfit sounds so feminine.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

Ha, I noticed that too! Maybe a... yellow pear? But it really did look like a lemon. Poor donkey.

Ok. That clip is awful. Belle seems so basic, who would give a shit about her? Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces? What is up with the editing? Why are we looking at the back of this guy’s head?

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Well Miss Smarty-Pants maybe you can tell us how she was supposed to get rid of the fly she swallowed?

Milo Yiannapoulous just got his ass handed to him today.

Holy shit! I’ve spent the last few years thinking it was Taylor Swift in that gif. Oops!

A few hours of litter cleanup too.

New Orleans is a fun long weekend trip. Not terribly expensive either (at least not compared to NYC). A few days in “the city that care forgot” will take the stress away like nothing else.

Your username is perfection, and I want you to know that. That’s all.

This is how I succeed at liquid liner when I bother to use it. It’s not about skill, it’s about a good clean-up crew!

Happy Saturday!