It’s legit my battle armor. A friend of mine once got me a makeup bag that said “May your liner always be sharp enough to kill” and it has been my motto ever since. AND this shit’s waterproof, so even if this somehow turns into “We can’t be friends anymore” (unlikely, but weasels) I’ll make it out with my dignity and…

That sounds good! It makes all the difference when your boss is supportive, and here’s hoping you’ll be able to make the move that feels like the right fit. I’m going out with some girlfriends tonight, and tomorrow the friend I had sex with a few weeks ago wants me to come over to talk, which is probably not a huge…

Craft Thread!

I posted a few weeks ago about a chance to maybe get out of my job that was making me anxious, complacent, and just generally blah. The opportunity opened up, i polished my resume, and applied this week. Hopefully I’ll have an interview next week sometime. My boss said she had a panic attack when I told her but it…

Can’t believe I did this:/

Wait, why is he interviewing dictators for a position in his cabinet?!?!

God, he is so desperate to be liked.

Look... I appreciate where you are coming from, but kids are kids. My partner is a very loving, non-custodial parent. His kids may decide on Saturday morning that they’d rather not go to their dad’s this weekend because whatever passes their fancy. They’re children. Having a regular, consistent relationship with their…

Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time that has never been about Stockholm Syndrome. It’s about delicious, delightful bestiality.

I’m gonna hijack that Drew Barrymore story to say damn, Timothy Olyphant is so fucking hot in Santa Clarita Diet.

Jordan Knight was my choice crush out of the five... the first time they were a big deal, around the “Hangin’ Tough”/”Step By Step” period. I was 7-8 years old. I think it was the dark hair that did it for me, plus he was just the best looking, over all (even as a 7 year old, I wasn’t into babyfaced boys like Joey)…

The Turtleneck! The carnival! The hair! Perfection!

You’ll enjoy the fact that today in class I got to share the best Prince story with everyone, because apparently none of them use the internet.

That song is the shit. Hush your face! Hahahaha.

I thought he had a platypus in the tub with him for a second.

Anything and everything regarding Robin Thicke:

As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

“a story of forbidden love in Nazi Germany.”

If French people are all covered in brie, I bet they taste delicious.