Go, Sophie.

Maybe it’s some kinda ‘code’ for these yuutz; slightly matching jackets must mean it’s fo’reals...?

‘merica the beautiful:

If I met him in the street, I would probably scream. And by probably, I mean definitely, and out of a queasy horror, not joy.

Then that makes me your biggest fan!

Omg I remember this!! I have a fascination with Martha Stewart not knowing/pretending to know other celebrities, so it holds a special place in my heart.

Savage, Martha, and I love you for it.

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

In these troubled times we need as much Carly Rae Jepsen as possible.

I’m embarrassed to admit this but the Upton/Verlander photos legitimately made me teary. They look so happy and completely enamored of each other. Good luck to those two crazy kids in their new marriage.

I don’t understand your life. I have eight different wish lists, and some of them have over twenty things on them.

Ooooo. That is just delicious. Yes, take your time deciding:)

A sonogram is good for those of us who have dense boobies. Smart move!

A Gift Card for something/somewhere? I know that’s super lame, but I am the WORST at buying gifts. Seriously, I suck. And I can’t afford the stuff that people really want.

Oh, best wishes! I bet you’ll do great, early testing is key! I don’t think dense breasts are uncommon in younger women either.

We could make this happen.

Agree with BusPassTrollop: experiences! Mr. Werner has been known to get me concert tickets and the like, since I’m so picky and annoying to shop for.

Soooooo.......a few weeks ago, I shared with fellow Jez gals I was going in for my first mammogram. I was late commenting, so understandably it didn’t get a ton of responses. The ones I did get made me feel tons better and I REALLY love and appreciate the support. I was so freaked out (hypochondriac since age 8) that…