It took me several readings to un-connect those two stories. First I thought it was Swift in a trench dress cum bridesmaid dress and thought odd. Then I thought Melania went to the same wedding.

YES PLEASE BOLD THE NAMES SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING IT!

I spent a good five minutes wondering why Taylor wore a coat over her bridesmaid dress and wondering why she brought some old guy instead of her usual bodyguard. (In my defense, the picture is really small on my phone.)

If I ever marry, my wedding will be spy-themed. Guests dressed in trench coats, or like James Bond, Mata Hari, Emma Peel, Spy vs. Spy etc. Everyone will get miniature cameras and pens with invisible ink to write in the guest book and we’ll only serve the signature drinks of famous spies

Meee. His name is Sampson, and he has lived with us for almost 6 years now. He spent his puppyhood in an abusive home, and then an animal shelter, resulting in terrible anxiety so he can’t be left alone (he’s expensive but cute).

Nordstrom rack had a lot of good deals. Started doing Christmas shopping like the old lady I am.

May I suggest Insecure on HBO? Issa Rae is my jam!

Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky. also weighed in.

Come over here with me. I’m only going to try desperately to get you to watch TV shows on HGTV and the syfy channel.

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I’m on a celibacy kick, too. It’s called “Take Zoloft for GAD and Lose Your Sex Drive.”

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Mine showed up yesterday! Immediately went to see Ingrid goes West, and planning on seeing Atomic Blonde or Girls Trip later this week.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Went to school with a June who was born in June; naming like this was fairly common in the 60's.

My cousin April was born in December.

North remembers!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone with a month name who was actually born in that month. I also don’t think I’ve ever met anyone with a month name who wasn’t over being asked if that’s when they were born by 4th grade. I think August is a cute name though.

Yeah, it wasn’t just one place. I saw bits of the Material Girl version, the Express Yourself version, and the Vogue version. I saw saw the other artists in some of the same places. Really, many of the younger white female pop singers are working with the same set of refrrences, so it’s not like it’s hard to remind…

M. Ciccone?