Fuck you! I’m 35 and Clueless is definitely my movie. I AM NOT OLD, GODDAMMIT.

Empire Records. DAMN THE MAN. SAVE THE EMPIRE.

Wishful thinking. I thought I saw five toes on the paws of those big fellas. They rule, though. Looks like they get along okay, too.

Polydactyls! They’re the best! Are they poly on the back feet, too?

ohhh hams!!!

Omg, the paws on that one look so huge! I love their fur patterns too!

OMG. I just want to snuggle those little babies.

Did anyone say pet thread? I’ll introduce my girls Amy and Willow into the mix:

Thanks for fostering! Don’t hesitate to do it again!

My ovaries exploded. And imploded. No longer exist, So. cute

My foster babies got back from their spays on Friday. They’re ready for new homes but I’m not ready! I’ve had them for six weeks now (found them outside at 3 weeks) and love them so much!!

Teens will do countless pointless things if they think it’ll be funny. See: my 10th grade self snoring Smarties off my Spanish II desk.

Sometimes the things that stick in my brain just amaze me.

Was it Rob Portman of Ohio?

If somehow all the children of the Republican members in congress were killed in a mass shooting, then there’s a slight chance they might consider passing some extremely lightweight gun safety laws.

Nothing happened after Sandyhook, so it’ll never happen.

One has to wonder what kind of level of horror will have to happen in order to get gun control? I really thought a class of murdered children should have swayed gun advocates, but sadly even that wasn’t enough. Even worse there were actually morons saying it didn’t even happen. I feel terrible for the victims in this…

I hope you enjoy the app and find it as helpful as I did. I did a ten minute leg workout this morning and I can now go about a lazy ass Sunday satisfied that I accomplished something!