I literally only know of the BFF Marcus Aurelius because of Cleopatra Selene! 

I’m still not over the fact that the new press secretary looks like she just walked into the job straight off a Fox set.

Here for the himbo love!

Love how we’re just out here breaking the Geneva conventions re: collective punishment on our own citizens now....

I believe LA shut down their covid-19 testing sites as well.

Who gave your mother the right to be this funny?

The clown shoes are for the next time she defends Woody Allen again.

I was watching the reruns NBC was playing the last few weeks of Olympic Gymnastics, and couldn’t make it through a single program without tearing up. I remember feeling so much joy for all those athletes at the time, but now knowing how much abuse they sustained, even during the Games, I was genuinely in awe of their…

Hello, hello, hello!

This is a fantastic story and great writing, I completely lost it at the second paragraph and didn’t stop laughing until the end.

I am crying at the two cups of dried pesto. Much like you, I also learned to cook very young after my parents divorced. I think I graduated from microwave to stove around 10-11; I really got into trying to become skilled at it as a teen, and that started out not so much poorly as ‘extremely bland’.

From what I recall, they do have a higher milk/cream component meant to adjust for the lack of cocoa, so that might be part of the appeal for you. The Cadbury bars are even advertised as “milky” on the packaging. The Cadbury’s dark chocolate is roughly equivalent to an American semi-sweet in terms of cocoa percentage,…

Yeah, I have a couple of American friends who love Cadbury’s and other British milk chocolate bars but personally I am not a fan. Green & Black’s is the closest British chocolate to what you’d consider mid-quality American chocolate and even that still left me going “I would murder for a single Ghirardelli square” for…

English chocolate is generally made with a smaller % of cocoa solids, due to the fact that rationing wasn’t lifted until the 1960s, by which point everyone had gotten used to their chocolate being, well, less chocolate-y. Hilariously American dark chocolate is considered exceptionally bitter there (and I’m talking…

I carried my favorite stuffed elephant around the house by putting her on top of my head. All day, every day, from about age 7-9. What can I say, she fit perfectly.

Have you never met a younger sibling in a high achieving family before? Chris Cuomo being dramatic and arrogant is just how youngest siblings with insanely successful older siblings are.

fsfsfs as a fellow Younger Sibling, the very first time I saw Chris Cuomo on CNN I went “Once a Little Shit, Always a Little Shit” because that’s Just How We Are. Thrilled to see that the Cuomos on tv during a crisis is the exact same dynamic I have with my older sibling and yes, we absolutely would fight over who was…

That’s actually an option for absentee voting already in Ohio, they make it super easy to get one. They send you a postcard, you check a box and return it, and BAM your ballot comes a week or two before the election. I wouldn’t be surprised if they try to institute a state-wide vote by mail if it’s still possible this…

The only governor who seems to have any goddamned sense right now is Ohio’s Republican Governor Mike DeWine

Good for Katie Porter. She used this strategy to great effect while grilling a Chase executive a while back, happy to see it working for her here as well.