God I never even made it through the sequel! You’re doing better than I am here as far as I’m concerned.

WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD MOVIE?

God, my favorite thing of late is to just not pretend to know what Harvard is. People will say “college in Boston” and then I go “oh, I heard BC is nice” and then they say “no, Harvard” and then I follow up with “oh, the community college?” or “oh, we had a JSA from there, very nice but they clearly couldn’t quite…

Man, that January Vogue cover is going to age overnight if she winds up convicted on felony assault charges.

Right? I’m guessing too, that given this happened to her at work, she could justify asking for a fair amount of damages if she wanted to, considering she could probably argue that it affected her professional reputation in one way or another.

Is this not technically assault? I’m guessing it is, considering the man has already retained a lawyer.

tbh, ‘prepared for literally anything and everything’ is my ideal quality for a presidential candidate, so Warren’s level of policy plans have me all heart-eyed. why on earth would you NOT want someone who has a plan for everything? I like people who think things through.

Are you me? I went home for the weekend and literally had this conversation with my mother when she mentioned her ideal ticket was Biden/Buttigieg.

This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

I wish I could star you twice for this. I have thoughts about the Farnese Herakles.

okay, so I know absolutely nothing about art law, but I do have a degree in art history and I gotta say, were these idiots unaware at the start that most famous artists who sculpt in bronze end up with copies and copies of their most famous works, given how the medium works in production (cire perdue--casting from wax)…

that is a SCREAM

Hahaha, our number last year at Christmas (which my mom also hosted) was 37, and that was without everyone present. When it’s all said and done, I’ve got over 50 relatives on that side of the family just from my two aunts/mom/uncle and their spouses and their children (and now everyone’s grandchildren). And we all…

When I was twelve, it was my mom’s turn to host our extended family of around 30 cousins, aunts, and uncles. She and her two sisters traded all the major holidays around, so certainly nothing we all weren’t used to. But this was the year my mom met my now step-dad, and the pair of them stayed up talking on the phone…

OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

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We didn’t have yearbook quotes, but I found out when we got our senior yearbook the December after graduation (yeah, our school was just Like That), that an off-handed comment I’d made my freshman year to a kid I probably hadn’t spoken to more than five times the entire four years motivated him to make a D-I (like,…

This...is not the tone of someone who actually learned a lesson from this experience. Maybe she can go read “The Critic as Artist” and get something from Wilde’s work.

The absolute irony here.

“the Thomas Kinkade of writing” might be my new favorite insult. That’s fantastic.