LMAO I thought we all agreed that re: lack of experience, THIS IS A BAD THING THAT WE SHOULD NOT ENCOURAGE IN FUTURE POTUS CANDIDATES.

Yes, and look how well Trump’s inexperience is turning out for us all. Just because it’s been done, doesn’t make it a good idea! And wow, it’s almost like those two years as a Senator helped gain Obama experience which helped him succeed. Not to mention Obama specifically picked Biden as a running mate, who had…

Imagine losing the DNC chair election in 2017 and then saying to yourself “yes, the Presidency is TOTALLY ATTAINABLE for me”. Truly, where is the common sense here/ability to reasonable assess one’s own shortcomings?

Can’t look at Pete Buttigieg now without thinking about the (imo shady) Oprah quote re: his last name.

Hi, I’ve not been screened for endometrial hyperplasia, but had a transvaginal ultrasound to test for endometriosis. It was awkward, but overall relatively short and definitely physically painless. I asked my step-mother to come with me for emotional support, (she’s a medical professional, which also helped), but if I…

This one might be my favorite. 

I get that it’s important to a certain demographic, but why politicians insist on talking about religion, especially given that most of them have barely a passing knowledge of the ones they themselves don’t practice, is beyond me. The country was quite literally founded with the idea that church and state should be…

I wonder how much maternal fatality rates would rise if a) all these restrictive laws pass and b) they started counting women who die due to complications from illegal/unsafe abortions after they lost access to safe ones. The US has a high rate for a developed nation to begin with, and I’m sure that figure would only…

I would very seriously watch a reality show of Kim being a lawyer. There are so many legal dramas on tv, why not a reality show?

You live an intensely interesting life, Jerry-Netherland.

hmmm you know what, I think my new ambition is going to be to be famous enough that my funeral requires invitations. I want that last petty satisfaction of knowing people I hated in life aren’t allowed to show up at my death and pretend that they cared.

How I wish it were something to summon a demon with rather than literally anything written by Kipling.

I desperately want to know what is painted above the fireplace in the library. I was guessing some piece of literature, which would make sense, but then I spotted the American flag banners and now I’m sitting here trying to figure out if someone really painted the Constitution/Declaration/Anthem on their library wall.

God I hope we’re all still around in 20 years when the juicy facts about his mental state start to actually come out. I bet it’ll top the whole ‘Edith Wilson de facto President post-Wilson’s stroke’ stuff.

lmao OF COURSE he cheats at golf. Did anyone, for a single instance, think that he did not?

Can we please, please fucking cancel him already? Your welcome was worn out by January 2017, Joe. If not before.

I have not, but I’ll need to check it out!

Truly, why bother with scrambling down with the rabble to be most popular within the Turnip Toffs when you’re literally going to be King and Queen one day! Your eternal trump card is that you don’t have to act like they can even compete with you, because they can’t! Why give that up when being Literally Above everyone…

lmao rich, landed gentry/peerage gossip is my favorite now that I’ve become acquainted with actual members of these groups—the drama all goes down exactly as you’d expect and it’s all full of ridiculous people behaving ridiculously. see: the fact that they call themselves the “Turnip Toffs”

lmao to be fair, I could 100% buy that there’s a real kid attending private school named Brooks, specifically after Brooks Brothers (the store).