God, I really just hate this shit. There is nothing about this brand of feminist marketing that makes me feel anything other than empty, especially not when I’ve spent all weekend having to confront the misogyny exhibited by members of my own family. The juxtaposition is just—I still do not feel inherently empowered…

This is exactly the kind of investigative journalism I was hoping for when I saw this on a CNN chyron.

I guess this means he thinks liquor stores are grocery stores? Which, honestly, at this point booze is about as necessary as food at this state of this presidency.

This goes a long way in explaining why Charlie Rose had a high-profile job at CBS for so long.

I about pissed myself laughing when one of the LA Times reporters tweeted out a standard ‘here’s my email please get in touch with me if you spoke to Grimes regarding Tesla’s union I would be very interested in speaking with you’ message.

haha I forgot to mention that one of the other women was an open water Olympian and typically swims 10k races, so the fact that even she would rather run that distance made him look pretty fucking idiotic.

I replied with a very brief version of the story to another commenter :)

I’m pretty sure I’ve told this story on here before, haha, which is why I didn’t include it.

Sadly, that would qualify as an insult to labs, who at least are dumb in a way that is endearing. Lochte is dumb in a way that is nearly unbelievable, where you walk away going ‘no, no one could possibly be that dumb’ only to later accept the conclusion that he must be, simply because he can’t possibly be anything…

I think fondly of my IRL interaction with Ryan Lochte all the time because it is still, more than a decade later, the single most inane conversation I have ever had with another human being.

Yeah, that one, I loved it. It was so sad and yet so good.

The final book in the series was tremendous--it picks up ten years after they’ve graduated from college. I don’t want to spoil it, it was absolutely wonderful to read, especially after growing up with the early books and the films. 

Guess I’m going to have to make a pilgrimage!!!!

tbh if I were a celeb, I’d go after him hard. The idea of having that sort of information out there about my residence would be terrifying. The kind of security risks it could cause would likely be enormous.

L I E S

lol I’ve never seen Saved. Actually, the only two films she was in during this era that I’ve seen are The Princess Diaries and Chasing Liberty. (The second I found many, many years down the road on Netflix and laughed riotously over with my first college roommate.)

HOTTEST TAKE: Mandy Moore’s best song was “Stupid Cupid” from The Princess Diaries, in which she also played the most important role of her career, Lana.

There’s nothing I can write that will fully convey how sorry I am that this was done to you. I know the support of internet strangers isn’t particularly tangible, but you have mine.

That has to be photoshopped, right? I’m pretty sure what she’s doing with her legs isn’t anatomically possible.

Totally understand if you don’t want to get into it, but I would l o v e to hear the story behind this if you’re willing to share: