You can remove permanent marker from your skin with a Clorox wipe. Obviously you’ll then want to use soap/water to remove the cleaning fluid.

Yes! That’s it!

I wonder if sometimes the brain makes language location-specific or enables specific overrides. I lived in the UK for four years, and have always had problems with one specific word pair in particular: sun-blushed tomatoes and their US equivalent. It started out that I could never remember the term the other country…

[to be read in the spirit of a seven year old being sent to bed by the babysitter] Joannaaaaa, nooooooooo.

This is the kind of clever niche reference I come here for.

The production design was incredible. I would have spent every penny I own on that house if I could.

I know! I can’t wait to see where her career goes from here!

My sister said it was “really bad” but that “the guy who plays Laurie is really hot,” so, there’s that.

God do I hate Jim Jordan. I used to live in his district and I will throw a full French Revolution-style party the day he is either voted out, primary-ed, or chooses to never again step foot inside DC.

Best of luck, Madeleine!!!

oh my god, Charlottesville wasn’t even a year ago.

That is positively vile.

The whole thing really has me convinced about birth order. Because I am equal parts Jo and Amy; Jo due to her general personality, and Amy because I, too, am the youngest sibling and as such am prone to such dramatics as writing my own will.

that is terrifying.

I am vaguely aware that you can probably pilot a plane just fine with one person and that many planes have semi-auto-pilot features or whatever, but if someone got married by the pilot on my plane, I would be very who the fuck is flying this thing about it.

I officially now will be a fan of Jen forever. I too live my life in complete awe of every professional ballerina ever. (My anger at the Royal Ballet for still not promoting Yuhui Choe to principal is something I think about way, way too often.)

The recent BBC adaptation starring the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke was F A N T A S T I C and the production value was so good that I would sell my soul to live in it. Get out of here with this modern-day bullshit.

in womens’ events in distances between 400 meters and the mile.

lol literally there is so much in my life that I wouldn’t do for myself, but would do just to piss off someone I don’t like. lean into the spite. extract your revenge with every breath. become the nemesis you want to see in the world.

at this point I’d just like to know when it’ll all be over.