*raises hand*

I spent a long time thinking about what exactly I wanted to say to you about this. In part because I have a complex relationship with suicide myself—my genetic pool for mental health is grim, to the extent that having depression and suicidal thoughts in my late teens was a lucky draw, considering that just among my…

Maybe they did the same thing that I did, which was assume that the company no longer existed after its entire valuation went away in 2015. My reaction to this news was not only ‘she’s still CEO?’ but also ‘shit, I thought they went belly up ages ago?’.

I would hazard that they waited due to a combination of her size of shares in the company and the fact that ever since the company lost all its value, there’s no one who would even consider replacing her. So even if they could get rid of her, there’d be no one else to be CEO in her place.

Not much of a surprise that this fell today, as she was just indicted on 9 counts of wire fraud today.

Hillary is the only person post-election who is truly living her best life.

I say we make it a national holiday, like Bastille Day only the exact opposite.

That statement reads as a top-notch SNL line and I will never get over that it was read seriously in an official capacity.

I think if we were re-casting Daniel and the Lions’ Den, Trump would be the asshole adviser who got Daniel thrown in there in the first place.

The depressing thing is that America has done this before.

Man, if only NYC were a smaller town, Billy and Anna Delvey could have been a modern day White Collar AU Bonnie and Clyde.

ha I wish, more like trying to figure out where my next adventure is going to take place

my usual footwear is some variation of anything that can be described with the phrase “shit-kicker” in front of it. Moto boots being my favorite of that range, though right now I’m sticking with sneakers that look like they’ve had the shit kicked out of them for summer.

Also I appreciate the fact that you can tell I do not have a heel-wearing personality just from my comments.

I do when I have to go in to the office ://// which fortunately is not all that often.

My life rn is basically Robyn’s “Don’t Fucking Tell Me What To Do” only instead of getting to say that out loud, I think it ALL THE TIME.

Yeah I think that’ll be the big dilemma: whether the right thing is to kill the man who is apparently beating his wife, or if it’s not the right thing because it’s still murder.

This is without a doubt going to have some allegorical twist to it. Literally no other reason to have everyone repeatedly telling McConaughey’s character to do the right thing over and over again and reinforcing the theme of temptation if it doesn’t turn out to be about like, the gods judging Everyman and sentencing…

I tried to convince my parents to get a Portuguese Water Dog after I saw how cute Bo was, so I understand the impulse.

Yeah, if it were just cute pics I’d be into it, but she’s hawking t-shirts and other merch with the bunny on it