I was amused by this account’s existence, as I would bet it annoys Pence, and then I saw that his daughter is effectively monetizing her pet due to her dad’s position as VP and am now just sitting here going ‘I don’t know what I expected, of course that is what’s going on here, it’s the Trump Administration’.

Someone actually did shit in our dorm entrance hall my freshman year of college, so I was beyond surprised to see that you made that up.

She needs to invest in a moat. Or build at the peak of a very tall mountain. Natural defenses are the shit, man.

HA I wasn’t the only person who thought you shouldn’t be friends with her any more. NO ONE NEEDS THAT SHIT IN THEIR LIFE IN 2018.

Women who say this (that it’s happened to every woman) are *so close* to getting the point.

Oh definitely. I’m just surprised that they’re only investigating some, not all. That, to me, says that they believe seven of the seventeen are credible.

I can’t decide what’s more depressing, the complaint itself/Pakgoz in general, or the fact that the DOE is actually taking this seriously.

Yeah it’s all fun and games until the voting, at which point it’s equal parts “THIS IS WAR” and “which countries do we share borders with?”.

I was wondering where you were due to the changes in Dirt Bag authorship and I have to say, this is the best place you could have possibly been.

Is that...John Oliver and John McCaine in the background?

Same. I got allergy tested when I was four and have only found more allergens since then.

I know one person with it, and theirs isn’t symmetrical. They’ve only got two (well-sized) patches of it though, one of which causes the affected area of their hair to grow in completely white. The other isn’t on their head.

Surprisingly, I’ve found that the timing of my eating is really what helps me. Pretty much if I don’t eat in the morning before I have coffee, then wait another hour after, I don’t have any problems. I typically end up having a small lunch and then a large dinner this way. I’ve had it for six years, and the last year…

Do you have IBS-C or the other kind? Because I am an utter wealth of anecdotal information for anything regarding constipation, but don’t really experience ah, the symptoms on the other end of the spectrum.

You might not have bad luck with university post-grad housing. http://www.accom.ed.ac.uk/for-students/search-for-accommodation/

Hi! I went to undergrad just northeast of Edinburgh and am an American, so if you have any questions about the area/move/culture I’d be happy to help at any point. Another commenter here, Gwyneth P. is a reincarnated chicken nugget, went to Edinburgh for grad school and is also from North America, and I’m sure she’d…

As someone who didn’t get their ears pierced until later than usual, my advice really boils down to: if you do it, you have to commit. Otherwise, you will end up like me, with a keloid scar over your ear lobe. I did a good job at wearing earrings with frequency for about a year and a half, then went to college and…

I opened on my phone thinking I’d skim it and then I ended up completely enthralled by it and really regretting not opening it on something with a bigger screen. Working for them managed to sound both fun and like the worst job ever.

You raise a good point. I think my problem with biopics for young people is that there are a few inherent issues they struggle to get over. The lives of real people are rarely packaged in a way that makes for a satisfying story to emerge beginning-to-end in a neat little package unless they’ve found themselves in a…

I mean...I’m all for her hustle, but I fundamentally do not understand the point of biopics/memoirs/any biographical content for young people. I mean, you haven’t really done anything yet. Mainly because you haven’t had the time to do anything yet.