Combine your comment with Gwyneth’s original comment and you’ve summed up my current situation in life.

Where do I apply for my ability to turn men to stone with direct eye-contact to go with my head full of snakes?

I would totally wear the silver jumpsuit/dress thing. Everything else, no, but I will give the entire collection a pass on the strength of that garment alone.

The prosthetics she’s wearing are a work of art. She looks just like him and yet it’s completely seamless.

I know she’s also white, but perhaps Jane Goodall, or another scientist/environmental activist? Since one of the themes is education, and the ideas of the pursuit of knowledge, protection of animals/the environment, and working towards the betterment of all mankind are certainly all things I would imagine going on in…

Things like this are why I hate even driving past Toledo on the interstate.

If we were all 1/10th the person Viola Davis is, the world would achieve immeasurable greatness.

Tbh it’s starting to feel like we’re in a hostage situation with the GOP and pre-2016 America, where they’re cutting funding to CHIP and getting rid of DACA instead of sending us fingers in boxes.

There are twitter bots that make less mistakes in their tweets than he does.

looool the ‘e’ key and the ‘s’ key are apparently closer than I realize

That seems like a lot more tweets than usual. At least more tweets=less time spent doing literally anything else that could potentially be worse than his Twitter account, right?

I feel like cheese and cake can’t really be compared. There’s not really much in the way of overlap between the two other than a) they’re both edible and b) cream cheese.

I really can’t see him surviving this seeing how Ronan Farrow was one of the journalists who initially broke (or was the first to expand upon, I’m not sure how we’re crediting everyone), the Weinstein story.

It also doesn’t help thay many of these commenters have taken it upon themselves to use the comment section as a springboard to craft their own regular editorial features in a feeble attempt to gain noteriety.

Aww, thanks, jinni!

There seems to have been a real sort of shift in commenters that took place over the course of 2016. I don’t know how much of that is people generally moving in/out of the site, but many of the names which appeared frequently and were routinely recognizable for several years prior to 2016 have completely disappeared…

I’m the first to admit that I have zero (0) specific knowledge about how kinja works, but in general, commenters with a long history+who are often starred/have the top comment or comment thread, do seem to have more ‘weight’ than others. Occasionally you’ll see a thread started by someone with more ‘weight’ that has…

16?!?!! That seems slightly excessive for one person (who isn’t also an important figure within the government itself).

Kara...I just read all of Fancy Pasta Bitch...you are a goddess. If TV writing doesn’t work out, please become this generation’s Ina Garten. Please. Pasta+hilarious writing are the two true joys in life left to me in this post-2016 world.

Yeah, this is clearly like...someone wrote a Black Widow script, realized Marvel was never going to make a Black Widow film, so then said “FUCK YOU” and turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off, and sold it as an original concept.