Kill it with fire

Fan Bingbing's dress is epically awesome. Also, she is so gorgeous.

I've heard a story similar to the fire breathing harpy in number 2. Only the server got revenge by outing her bad behavior and shitty parenting to the customer's family (in-laws) when they came back as a family group during a holiday and were told they'd been banned by the manager. This was a reservations-only holiday…

So far Godzilla seems to be watchable at least, based on early reviews.

Same thing in retail. No ever cleans up after their kids.

FUCK. I will ragequit at life if this movie disappoints given how much it's been built up in my head.

I know, I find crushed velvet repellent unless it's on a fainting couch or brothel curtains. The 90s really are back, this looks like some boring Donna Karan or John Galliano slip from 1992-1994. Yaaawwwn.

I thought that Ellen Page was Jared Leto at first

There's two approaches to this as a parent: either clean up or, if you really don't want to clean up, apologize and leave an even better tip. I didn't mind cleaning up after kids if their parents tipped better to make up for that.

If you don't clean up after your kids at a restaurant, you are an asshole. I get that it may be a rare treat to get out of the house and not cook, but that does not mean that you get to do whatever the fuck you want. My one-year-old is very fond of throwing her food on the floor when she is tired of being in her…

wait...is that a thing beyond this story? People are the worst.

So...did you just stop after the first story? Because the other two are way more horrible. That's why I put them after.

I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.

Don't forget "hey, if you hate serving so much, go get a real job!"

I might be stuck cleaning this up because it's part of my job, but you guys voluntarily touched this with your bare hands so...who's really the loser here?

#ServersAreHorribleToo #WhyWon'tYouDoaBCOAboutServers #CompleteLackofSelfAwareness

I'd be cool with just locking them in there with cleaning supplies and their own shit until it's either clean, or they break. Psychological torture.YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!

Honestly I wouldn't bat an eyelash if someone named Tony walked up to these people and broke their legs with a bat. As soon as you shit (literally or figuratively) all over innocent retail/restaurant workers because you want to feel superior to them (or even just because you know they can't do anything without getting…

I've had that happen before- with feces- from a frat party when I worked a pizza and beer place in college. All I could think was, you DID THAT WITH YOUR HANDS! Not pretty.

We walked in to find red velvet cake smeared everywhere — the mirrors, paintings, counters, floor, stalls, walls, and toilets.