It took me far too long to realise Rhymes with Orders wasn't actually the name of the store.

This. It's super hard to feel sorry for someone with absolutely no qualifications who walked straight into a job I would kill for, (finishing journalism degree in a week), even though I hate The Telegraph.

I chose journalism. I'm fucked.

Ohhhh I want to send him all the squickiest fic I can find now.

I love that you've made threesomes sound like a point-and-click adventure game.

But...but...threesome?

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Oh my god Rihanna is bisexual? I am so happy right now!

If I fall inside a toilet the last thing I want is for the whole world to see it.

A "fancy" restaurant I went to in Brussels had these. I'm fairly certain they just thought they were super special.

Oh my god I really want to be in that threesome!

I feel the same. I actively loathe children and I still find this adorable so to see other people making nasty comments is really weird.

Oh my god that was awful. Mine was the guy who did the poem about his hospital room mate with cancer. My face was a mess.

Have you tried Reddit's No Cry challenge? Search it on YouTube. Alllll the tears.

This is the worst. Actually will not watch ever again. Too traumatising.

So angry, so pretty.

Good grief. Let me write this slowly so it penetrates. NOBODY gives a shit about your child/ren or your problems. You had it, you deal with it.

"The most meaningful thing you will accomplish all day is attempting to set a good example for children." One of the few things on the internet that has genuinely made me laugh out loud. I'm pretty sure I can smell Jugger's bitterness.

"The most meaningful thing you will accomplish all day is attempting to set a good example for children." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Maybe that's true in your life.

I hate to break it to you but one of the few things trained orang-utans definitely do as well as humans is raising their kids.