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5/12/14
7:19 PM
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It took me far too long to realise Rhymes with Orders wasn't actually the name of the store.

5/12/14
5:12 PM
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This. It's super hard to feel sorry for someone with absolutely no qualifications who walked straight into a job I would kill for, (finishing journalism degree in a week), even though I hate The Telegraph.

3/12/14
10:47 AM
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A "fancy" restaurant I went to in Brussels had these. I'm fairly certain they just thought they were super special.

3/9/14
7:08 PM
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I feel the same. I actively loathe children and I still find this adorable so to see other people making nasty comments is really weird.

3/6/14
1:21 PM
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Oh my god that was awful. Mine was the guy who did the poem about his hospital room mate with cancer. My face was a mess.

3/2/14
7:20 PM
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I get similar shit from the opposite direction because both of my parents were older when they had me (I'm 23 and if my dad was still alive he'd be 82). What the fuck is wrong with people, seriously?

3/2/14
4:59 PM
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"Receive a butterfly kiss... of your breasts. To do: he bats his eyelids against the supersensitive underside of your breasts." WHO ARE YOU? THE MONARCH? Read more

3/2/14
11:05 AM
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Good grief. Let me write this slowly so it penetrates. NOBODY gives a shit about your child/ren or your problems. You had it, you deal with it.