Jalopnik needs an editorial board.

You shouldn’t judge people. Period. But, if you are going to judge people by cars, you should judge them on the cars that they buy and not what they drive. The car they are driving may not be a car that they own. Maybe somebody is driving a company car, or their boss’s car, or a rental, or a friend’s car or an…

A Manhattan resident not being on a subway in 5 or 6 years is, quite frankly, not believable. Unless you work downstairs from where you live.