Would have been hysterical if it had happened 20 years later though. 

The “abortionist bitch” bit likely refers to the fact that Ivanka Trump reportedly urged her dad to praise Planned Parenthood on the debate stage and was expected by many to be a moderating force in the White House on Trump’s anti-abortion agenda.

save your money, he’ll just say “I can’t remember” or plead the Fifth over and over, and then strut off proclaiming victory.  

She is correct that this film can give people the impression that all obese people are miserable but this was a play based on an obese man’s personal experience. We need to be able to tell all the stories, and this is one of them. 

clearly metaphorical

Having worked at a grocery store and had to collect those discarded carts, I take umbrage with this statement.

Hey Luke! The guy in the suit is a prop maker who goes by SinisterPropz! He is me, feel free to check out socials under that name.

BIRD UP, James Madison! lol!

I thought it had something to do with Travis Scott since he calls himself Cactus Jack and they did the Cactus Jack meal. But I believe I am wrong.

“…but one would think that he assassinated President Lincoln for all the continued fuss about what went down in that theater...”

No lube nanobots?! Must not be hard sci fi then!

And they generally stop the plot dead in its tracks for no reason other than titillation.

In a parallel universe sans slap, critics and fans alike would be rooting for him to pull a Tom Hanks and win Best Actor in back-to-back Oscars for King Richard and this. And we’d all go, Wow! we’ve been watching him all the way from being Fresh Prince of Bel Air back in the day, to being a double Academy Award winner…

Future tip for film executives and producers, don’t hire a zero charisma  unlikeable actor to be the lead in a rom-com….straight or gay. 

I believe you have described “George of the Jungle”

And that’s a better take than what we got in this review, where Murtada tries to hold the film up against some unmentioned, intangible standard that seems to exist only in his mind. You’ve acknowledged what you were looking for, personally, not trying to make out that your personal preferences are somehow the only…

The definition of serial killer is actually kinda amusingly broad. Kill 3 people over a period of time with a cooling off period in between. That’s literally it. Motivation doesn’t matter unless you are paid to kill someone, then you are a hitman/assassin. The term Dame Alice Kyteler falls into is the Black Widow…

What a weird take on what Shaq was saying. He said he doesn’t have the moral authority to condemn or judge them for cheating because of how serially unfaithful he was. And then spent a good amount of time talking about his regret and how much he lost because of his behaviour.

This is the only positive review I’ve seen thus far. The trailer looked like a spoof done by college kids for a couple grand

No, it's more that instead of writing about cars or motorcycles, you're writing about how you're too cheap to buy a yard of fabric for your gopro so you went with a furry site. You even lead with this being about your motorcycle project, of which you said nothing about. It's lazy writing.