You nailed it. If you don’t live in a place with good public transportation, you have literally no choice but to buy a $200,000 sports car. No other alternative. Buying austentatious, overpriced toys and bragging about them on the internet is simply “participating in society.”

Recognitions is the whitest motherfucker to ever white

The new recruits here lately have been confusing stunning engineering with the rich people who own them, and that their job should be to cover the vehicle first. Almost everyone who reads Jalopnik already thinks Bezos is a scumbag, piling on is just annoying. Spanfeller’s plan for G/O seems to be to turn it into a…

Yep. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a comment so clearly written in Comic Book Guy’s voice.

$90K for this monstrosity and all of a sudden $80K for a FJ Cruiser is starting to sound rational.

LOL Holy fuck you’re showing your age. And now I will show mine. I was actually making a Super Mario Bros. Super Show reference, this was Link’s catchphrase.

It’s funny how often the “every game should be for everyone” apostles fail to see the flaw in their reasoning when they instantly make an amalgamation between a community and its toxic vocal minority.

Sticking with your friends when Lorne Michaels makes you an offer just for you is God damned classy.

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

This is why the only thing you should throw into the ocean is a car battery, to help the electric eels recharge

Elon Musk...

Rich people don’t comprehend how expensive it is to be poor. Hell, even people with a regular income stream don’t understand the struggles of just trying to make enough to pay the regular bills.

tbf isn’t one of the main selling point of CK that players can choose “how” to play a game as there is no wrong way to do it? So anyone declaring any type of playstyle as “wrong” probably does so because they have an agenda.

You may have noticed Keys referred to his car as his wagon, on wagon wheels.

Biodiesel for the bros, right?

I’m betting more on that you’ll have to go to your local hardware store and buy a bunch of 5 gallon jugs off the shelf

Fuck Selman and the whole team. Clausen did dozens of styles throughout the years - there were boy band episodes, an Indian version of “Close to You”, Disney parodies, fake musicals, “Can I Borrow a Feeling”, Barbershop, hip hop parodies, etc. Saying he only did big band and jazz is just an outright fucking lie.

And you’re not even required to take the CCP classes to carry concealed in Texas anymore.

Yeah, I had a torch, wet rags, fire extinguisher at the ready, but using the torch was a last resort, given the engine bay and other hoses were right next to the oil filter. I was going to put in some heat shields, etc, but just committed to the heat gun for minutes at a time. 

Its now my headcanon that this is the band that broke up Steve Smith's band B12 on American Dad by having one more member.