“At one point, they shoot a rectal exam from the rectum’s perspective. It may be the defining image of a film so far up its own ass.”

Debra Wilson was easily one of the best performers on that show, always consistent and commited, and if there was any justice in the world she’d be a huge star today.

I heard they were originally going to title this Luca Brasi, but they decided it gave away the surprise too early.

I mean, it's a pretty standard statement for someone that loses a government contract? There are appeals and whatnot that are available as essentially forms of government oversight. Go find a Lockheed press release after losing a contract reward to Northrup Grumman or something like that, and it'll read pretty much…

Try that again without embedding the link. Kinja hates links now, but you can paste in the URL as plain text.

Came up at $49.98 for me. I am also logged into our Amazon Business account though. 

Is this the Harper Valley PTA?

Dude mocked people who were dying of AIDS and played it for laughs. Screw him.

let’s remain pessimistic. look:

If that’s the case why not scrap 9 and 10 as well rather than launch rockets you’re pretty sure will blow up?

He’s a hack, and a shitty rapper, and 100% willing to put any sequence of words in a song because they rhyme. We lost MF Doom but gained this piece of shit. just more fuck yous for 2020.

Cherokee becomes Wagoner

Because Pontiac was ditched before we started actually having useful discussions about appropriating the names of oppressed minority groups to sell products?

For me it’s the parents wanting their kids back in school... during a deadly pandemic.

“whole-car-warranty voiding” is false. You may get automakers writing misleading language, but the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act generally prohibits voiding an entire warranty for things that only affect a limited part of the product.

thats actually true to life to real life sea cucumbers and sea pigs. they call the process evisceration .

The cunning Camaro uses its camouflage to sneak up on its wounded prey

Porn stars get tested all the time. They’re probably “cleaner” than the general public.

I hear he likes his ladies to pop.

When winter reared it’s frozen head, Ted Cruz bravely fled.