I'm absolutely certain there's a way to use yoga to take poor people's money and rape their children. Gandhi probably knew how to do it. Eastern religions are no better, just different.

I don’t know about other types of content creators but if you regularly review products the companies that make or sell them should not be sponsoring you. Not even free products. Not if you want to seem impartial and honest.

I follow Whistlindiesel and Urban Rescue Ranch but that was not a YouTube crossover that I anticipated or even thought was possible. Ben from URR seems to be as devoted to Jesus as he is animals (thankfully he only mentions it in passing during his videos) while Whistlin’ Cody is a hillbilly degenerate who’s figured…

A car famous for it’s big noisy engine and it’s possibly noisier and namesake supercharger? Clearly the preferred candidate to be miniaturized and electrified. Rich people, go figure. You could probably get a Morgan for what they want for one of these.

I thought he looked familiar.

A lot of people have felt the need to complain on her behalf.

If he lives out in the sticks like I do those are exactly the people he was picturing. I know I was because everyone I know who’s on food stamps and obese is white. Pretty sure most people on food stamps are white because most people in the US are white. Same with obesity. So your average overweight food stamp…

There’s video of him in a tournament but if you’re not a fan it just looks like two almost naked men rolling around grabbing each other while another guy in more clothing hovers nearby, watching. I think he wins but it’s a technical victory, he’s not knocking people out with roundhouse kicks or spinning back fists.

Because that was a joke about the contradictions of the actor's craft and not one about insurance adjusters. They're a lot more boring so the joke is usually on rather than about them and that's not very nice.

A joke. So if you were lyao it was successful even if you didn't get it. You're welcome.

Yeah that's called marketing budgets. 

He seems to be good at messaging about the disaster to the masses but I don’t think I’d rely on any actor in an emergency.

Do you think I actually desire for that to happen? It was a joke about how Swifties hate this guy but are otherwise lbgtq+ friendly. Or is joking about it deemed by you to be worthy of death? If so, why?

“I got $20k a vial and they got the seed of a genuine Italian thoroughbred named Giuliani. Never won the Derby but always the first to your Mom’s house. It’s so powerful it’ll probably even work on the lady horses.”

I'll bite and take your crazy ass out of the greys. Tell me why I deserve public execution and why you would be so depraved as to enjoy witnessing such a thing.

I don't think I'll be able to listen to his music without laughing at him ever again. When your whole job is to sound sexy and cool on a track showing yourself as being the direct opposite of both on film is not a productive move. Just imagine him singing his dialogue from that show to the melody of one of his hits.…

Just cane him and sell it as a livestream. They’ll make their millions from Swifties who feel some schadenfreude about why he’s being punished but are still glad to see him suffer.

This row about blackface reminds me of something I’ve wondered before. When practiced by people who do not identify as trans how is drag not essentially cosplaying a woman? It’s performed in a manner that could be seen as offensive as it chooses to wildly exaggerate feminine attributes and behaviors in exactly the…

Renege porn would just be videos of people cheating at spades.

I might ask someone if they’ve ever done one of those DNA tests. But I wouldn’t assume anyone has detailed knowledge of their genealogy without doing something like that or having a family member who does that as a hobby.