For the homebrew extreme version just hit some amyl nitrate poppers and jerk off with icy hot.

“See the thing you have to understand is that Tedros can’t act, not me, and that it’s actually a testament to my talent that I’m able to convincingly portray someone so badly portraying themself. This may be too deep for you, it’s okay, you’ll get it later.”

I’m as aware of the specific nature of the charges as I am that the details of his crimes don’t matter as far as the punishment. If he even gets convicted let’s agree to meet here after sentencing and see who got closer. Maybe I'm too cynical, maybe you're too optimistic. We'll see.

And, I just learned, cube lube. Which is real, hilarious and sounds like a Minecraft sexual aid.

If propaganda and cultural messaging work that well doesn’t it kind of call into question the basic tenets of democracy? Education seems to make people better at gaming the system for their own advantage rather than sacrificing for the common good.

For anyone who doesn’t want to click the link it’s a real product and there are over a dozen different varieties with varying viscosities and levels of adhesion. I know, I was surprised too.

I see your logic there and in theory agree with it but I have to point out that as a practical matter we can make point-blank demands of an external partner that we cannot so easily make of our own internal security forces. Also if we took it as a general principle that we can’t criticize other countries for offenses…

Wearing the mask will still make him recognizable to his fans and having a giant smiley face on your head is guaranteed to get you harassed and bugged by people who have no idea you're a Twitch streamer. This plan seems like it would make the issue much worse.

Do they beat the shit out of these until they spin freely or do they get special ones with good bearings and tolerances? Rubik's Cubes do not move that easily fresh out of the box, they're pretty damn stiff. Seems like how much friction you're dealing with is as important as the starting arrangement and the solver's…

I realize that Russian disinformation makes the whole situation very murky so that it’s near impossible to tell how common these beliefs are in their military. I can also understand with the history of the area how Nazism becomes conflated with anti-Soviet resistance. Since we never made it past Berlin the Wehrmacht…

If they did do it they should be brought to heel so that our relationship is clear. We’re not allies with Ukraine, they’re not our junior partner. They’re a local stray hound we’ve turned into our attack dog. They’re a tool to fuck with Russia, an enemy weak enough that we can wear them down by proxy. When the dog…

As far as the political implications I don't think AI misinformation will make that much of a difference. People already choose to believe irrational theories that are either impossible or extremely unlikely simply because to not believe it would be to doubt the correctness of their beliefs or the honesty of their…

Our justice system is corrupt and no admission is necessary, it's been an open secret for decades. I'm not saying he won't be convicted. But at worst he'll pay fines, do community service and be banned from some activities. He will never see the inside of a cell because jailing people for abuse of power is not…

I mostly use it for things that take hours to cook conventionally, like an all day tomato sauce or pork butt. It’s definitely not an everyday appliance. It also comes in handy when cooking for holidays. Even if it’s not faster you can find versions of side dishes and such to make in it to free up oven or stovetop…

I straight up mistook him for Murray in the advertisements. Saw Anderson’s 70s Florida vacation color palette and an old white guy, put two and two together...and came up slightly off from four somehow.

Perfect.

I had someone unfamiliar with the phrase “throwing them under the bus” take it literally. In person. Their confused look, for a split second wondering if I was casually proposing a murder, was hilarious.

I never had the time or money to go see live music when I was younger so now that I have a bit more of both I’ve been trying to go see acts I enjoy when they come around. I’m a big classic country fan but I enjoy bluegrass as well so Billy Strings was on my radar.

Yeah, my process was something like this:

What is preventing us from informing the Ukrainian government that if they do not root out Nazism from their military forces we cut off weapons and money? Or if we’ve done so what is preventing them from carrying it out? They must realize that whatever the tactical value of their various far right military units their…