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I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

I’ll be totally honest, this four-year stretch is going to live with me for the rest of my life. I’m going to harbor a lot of resentment for Trump voters. I’m only 37, so I’ve got a ways to go. But I will do my damndest to fix this shit.

Even all these years in, sometimes reminders of our reality just send me reeling. Yes, Eric Trump is speaking on television because his father is president.

“We are going to squeeze every last drop out of this scandal.”

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

Can’t be too smart if he thinks “0% body fat” is possible as there is only one way to get zero percent: death.

Then the Washington State Police need to be ordered, by the governor, to move in, and assume law enforcement. Meanwhile, those in conscious and pernicious violation of the law - which they have sworn to uphold - are relieved of their positions.

Best move? Own it. Roll with it. She should sponsor a popular brand of portable grill, kick in endorsements, the whole shebang, a la George Foreman. Call it “Ariana Grillde” or something just as silly. Watch it sell like hotcakes.

The bombshell here is obviously that (if authentic) Kelly seems to be threatening to smear her reputation if it’s not a “friendly departure.”

Idiots: UNIONS DURRRRR BAD! 

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

That last quote perfectly sums up why I don’t bother arguing with trumpets anymore. 

Blow it out of your ass.

And just to add on to this, when the Patriots allegedly asked Johnny Football about his arrests a few years ago, it probably violated state law.

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to base hiring decisions on arrests or indictments that did not lead to conviction. It is probably illegal even to ask about and/or collect that information.

I guess it’s possible they (and the Lions) searched for convictions as part of a background check, but not indictments, especially since the case never went to trial.

To the man’s house who does...

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

Hey, friendly reminder.