admiraljoe
admiraljoe
admiraljoe

All these “bowsers” being related to nintendo things are making my brain confused

Blizzard employs 4,700 people. They’re people who met at a company. Not some spin off of a company. What fucking kind of hot-trashcan logic is this? 

This is like saying people who worked in a Walmart and subsequently opened their own store are somehow a spin off of Walmart and therefore probably underpay their

I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop about this dog. Rumor is it just started humping someone’s leg in the middle of the office one day. 

I just got a PS5. I have five local male friends with a PS5. I have 20 friends in my PSN Network with a PS5 who are men. And none who are female.

Dude come on.

What even is this article. I work at a AAA studio, fewer than 1 in 10 CVs we get are from women. Not everything is caused by the patriarchy ffs

Starting a new studio is a big leap of faith and takes courage, unlike writing this piece. Great job sticking it to the man. Or, you know, a startup with fewer than 10

Jeez...it’s a freaking startup, can you just give him some slack.

You know this is someone’s kink.

And this is why I’ll never have a car with no key entry/start.

Garland. Jack Garland.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s a cute story and I’m glad Miyamoto is still that invested. Buuuuut the blowing mechanic was probably the worst part about an otherwise great game. Slowed things to a crawl in a game that was at its best with forward momentum.

The title makes me smh. Some articles should point out race, but this one is not needed. You could just say:

Enable items you coward!

That is waaaaay more Rowan Atkinson than Jack Black

While I’m happy that they donated, and that the affected people will get some assistance from it, I can’t help but feel like... the amount they donated isn’t even worth batting an eyelid? They’re a company worth $7 billion. That’s an accounting round up error. That amount of money is literally nothing to them, and is

“I really disagree with Sakurai on this. There is nothing I like more than when people put words in my mouth.”

Angle of Attack is correct.

All them graphics and the planes don’t explode when you crash? Pffft.

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