Or Slurm..

Nice catch!

You’re right, thank you for the detail! It’s one I forgot. 

You don’t like anything do you?

“She was apparently saved when her pants came off and she fell to the ground unconscious.”
Karens always showing their ass.

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I believe that would be a mayonnaise outline. 

I'd savor a debate between her and Pence. She'd absolutely murder him and leave a chalk outline around his prone body. I'm not sure Mother Pence would like to have him stand so close to a woman in public, either.

C’mon, give us an Unbeatable Squirrel Girl show, dammit!

This is the sort of analysis that's missing now that Deadspin was killed by that fucking herb.

Exactly. Not to mention the knock on Mahomes was that he needed High level NFL coaching to develop which is why he was on the bench his Rookie season. Yet somehow the guy who failed to properly develop Mahomes is college got a job instead of the guy who turned him into a MVP and superbowl champion.

She should drop it anyway. It’ll take some time but if you work the change slowly, people will finally get used to it. It took some doing, but I am finally okay with calling The Rock by his real name: Wayne Johnston.

Racist bone disease has now spread to the molecular level. Truly a sad sight to see.

do you own a shirt that says “Genius At Work”

No, it's the children who are out of touch. 

There are people in the world who believe the earth is flat, and that school shootings are elaborately staged plays, and that Donald Trump isn’t just a three-card monte street hustler with a better suit. Is it that far of a stretch?

“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

“Another guiding principle we had was there are no final victories,” he said. “Every generation have to sort of take up the struggle again. Fight old evil in new forms.”