This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

The hell there isn’t!

Hank Williams Jr: I’m the shittiest Hank!

I’m still convinced that Endgame would have been 110% better if Squirrel Girl had jumped in from out of nowhere to KO Thanos in one punch.

I’d just like to take a moment to appreciate one of the greatest cover in comic book history.

Noooooooooo. Unbeatable Squirrel Girl was one of the best books Marvel was putting out, primarily because it was so fun and bright and optimistic. We need to chain Ryan North and Derek Charm in a basement somewhere and force them to continue writing and drawing Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Yeah! That’s the solution!

Sinear Fleet systems had a merger?!

Rico you’re writing a comment on a blog post

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

I’m still a little scared, tbh

My favourite celebrity cameo last night remains the sequence where Daenerys was played by Henry Kissinger.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

Racism. Privilege and Racism.

I’ll bet Miles Morales has seen them. Hell, I’ll bet even Spider-Ham has seen them.

“I have not seen two of the best movies ever made,” says Spider-Man.

Look into the eyes of an Ewok and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

Also the title of Chicago post-rock outfit Tortoise’s 2nd album!