Also, he needs to be available to text with Squirrel Girl, and build an Iron Squirrel suit.
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Please let it be based on the “My Life as a Weapon” Matt Fraction run.
[Extremely Conrad Voice] Brutus “The Fucking Barber” Beefcake?
I had no idea! That’s awesome!
The bulk of my knowledge about RRMS comes from The West Wing.
If this video doesn’t have the Jim Ross calling the Undertaker throwing Mick Foley off of the Hell in a Cell dubbed over it by the end of the day, then the Internet has failed.
If it’s anybody but Becky, we riot.
He showed up in blue trunks and pads for a Pay-Per-view when his stable mates were all in black, so people started calling him Bluetista and it became a meme. This was after he was being called Bootista.
The headlining match is going to have to be Becky Lynch vs. Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair, or else the crowd is going to revolt.
Lou Kemia jobs to Roman Reigns.
I say this in all seriousness, but the best movie musical of the last 20 years is “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut”. The songs are great, and fit with the movie.
Overland Park. Now it makes sense. It’s one of the wealthiest and whitest parts of Johnson County (suburban KC). They don’t like anybody beside white, wealthy folks from Johnson County. As a white person who had the audacity to be born poor in Wyandotte County (urban Kansas City, Kansas) they wouldn’t like me much eith…
He’s got old man game the likes of which we haven’t seen around Kansas since the days of Perry Ellis. Speaking of, where the hell is Perry Ellis?
+1 circle gets the square
FUCK YES PIZZA SHUTTLE!!! Although the Manhattan (KSU) Shuttle isn’t as good as the Lawrence (KU) Shuttle, and I’m not sure how ours doesn’t have a ridiculous commercial. I don’t know if they are affiliated with each other any longer. Ah, to contemplate the mysteries of late night drunk and drug addled pizza delivery.
We elected a Native American Lesbian ex-MMA Lawyer to congress and told Kobach to fuck off. Proud of my state right now.
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Hot take: Valient Thorr fucking rules, and Thorr Himself’s vocals are pleasing to the ear.